Thursday, March 27, 2008

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

ENTER THE AIRWAVE RANGER!

Fellow Terriblobs and Terribloggers, it is my pleasure to introduce a new member of EIT, The King of Crap, The Duke of Puke, The Airwave Ranger. He is proudly holding down the New York Chapter, but don't be fooled by his tight pants and immaculate hair. This is the guy who found Hollywood Cop when the rest of us thought it wasn't even worth a damn. What a guy!

So please give a warm welcome to The Airwave Ranger, for his patience to sit through even the most painful of shite is truly remarkable. I believe he's seen the entire season of The White Rapper Show, which is unimaginable in itself.

Let's have a look!

ALL THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS JUST NEED A LITTLE HAMMER TIME.

A lil' nugget of the amazing Puterbaugh Sister collection: a scene from Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em.

HUG A NATIVE.

It'll make you feel better.

EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE EXCESSIVE FORCE...

That's the name of the movie.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

WHY NOT LET BLACK PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF AMERICAN PIE?

I've tried to watch this goddamn movie three times, but I just can't seem to stay awake. So here's a ditty from the first 20 minutes of Sweet Potato Pie. This is a fine example of VHS's you can order from amazon without even knowing it.