Wednesday, April 03, 2013

SAFETY MAN

19 comments :

Anonymous said...

Safety Man told me that the neutral wire is overrated and that I can always tie two hots of a three wire onto the same phase or even use the ground as a neutral if I feel like it. I did. And it works!

--Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...

Hemlock said...

It's the unholy love child of Rob Lowe and Robert Z'Dar!

Anonymous said...

i bet the kids really call him "ahhhhh, run, that's the man that made my bottom hurt"

Anonymous said...

Safety Man is exactly the kind of man my safety lessons warned about.

Anonymous said...

Sweet Megadeth shirt.

Kitschensyngk said...

Call me weird, but I kinda felt bad about everyone picking on Rick.

Let the man eat his pizza rolls and chocolate sauce in peace!

Anonymous said...

I wasn't paying to Mr. weird Handsome face. Any other pervert thinkin' about that mom?

Anonymous said...

The mom IS the most interesting thing about this video.

Anonymous said...

"Goddamnit, mom. I just want to be loved." - Rick

Anonymous said...

Is it me, or does Safety Man wear eyeliner?

Anonymous said...

Tragically, on August 12th 1998 after years of verbal and emotional abuse, Rick killed his mother and siblings while they slept. When questioned by authorities he kept insisting that the Safety Man told him to do it.

Dave said...

You mean a strange looking man came into the house and did something?

Moshugaani said...

Thine word is my law O' great and revered Safety Man, I shall be a worthy disciple of The Cause.

Anonymous said...

am i the only one that doesn't think that the asian kid is possibly adopted?

Anonymous said...

should Safety Man be teaching electrical safety from a swimming pool?

BooDoug187 said...

Rick is upset because Safty Man molested him when he was his lil brother and sister's age.

Anonymous said...

so he's a life guard of water safety? What does that even mean?

Ravenhallow said...

Did anybody else think Safety Man looked kind of like Max Headroom?

Karla said...

Is that Aaron kid adopted?