I am sure I speak for all the other patriotic astronauts on this board when I say I prefer the Rio Yeti.
RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKLZNStiFro
p.s. Since when has Meatloaf been working for immigration?
That is the most terrifying creature yet. It is a Yeti viewed through the power of LSD, with one hell of a creepy smile.
@Kit - I was thinking the same thing too (WTF Meatloaf-look-alike?!), till I saw your post and checked the tags. Holy shit. It's like Eddie came out of deep freeze as a caveman.
So the little girl understands "Don't talk to angry strangers in fur coats." Yet she doesn't understand "Don't get into white vans with strangers who are willing to drive little girls around without their parents."
I definitely though the yeti's tail was its dick when it was first shown from behind, riding on that skateboard. That would've taken the movie in a much more interesting direction.
How is it that there's still no mullet tag, EIT? Won't someone think of the children?
@Phineas: I thought that the tail might actually be a strand of Yeti intestine. Hoping, actually. But then that would have made for an awfully short movie.
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I am sure I speak for all the other patriotic astronauts on this board when I say I prefer the Rio Yeti.
RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI RIO YETI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKLZNStiFro
p.s. Since when has Meatloaf been working for immigration?
Wait that really IS meatloaf? ASTOUNDED.
Just think of all the people that could have been fed if the money for the production of this shite had gone to charity...
There are so many things I want to comment on.
Poor script, poor acting, poor casting, but I'll just stick with
"...Hank."
That is the most terrifying creature yet. It is a Yeti viewed through the power of LSD, with one hell of a creepy smile.
@Kit - I was thinking the same thing too (WTF Meatloaf-look-alike?!), till I saw your post and checked the tags. Holy shit.
It's like Eddie came out of deep freeze as a caveman.
So the little girl understands "Don't talk to angry strangers in fur coats." Yet she doesn't understand "Don't get into white vans with strangers who are willing to drive little girls around without their parents."
She has a little ways to go.
so the yeti dies when it falls of the skateboard and the whole story is his dream before dying, right? it seemed mighty lifeless after that.
I definitely though the yeti's tail was its dick when it was first shown from behind, riding on that skateboard. That would've taken the movie in a much more interesting direction.
I'm ashamed to say this was filmed in Toronto. Union station at 1:56, Pearson Airport afterward.
Up next week on EIT: Yeti hooks up with German alien.
"When Yeti said he didnt like his teddy, you know he was a no good kid."
Trying to get my Yeti through airport security is always a drag.
mmmm meatloaf
How is it that there's still no mullet tag, EIT? Won't someone think of the children?
@Phineas: I thought that the tail might actually be a strand of Yeti intestine. Hoping, actually. But then that would have made for an awfully short movie.
"The guys down at the station would kill themselves" -Officer Jim Jones
"....my Yeti and Meeee!"
No. You see the fact that Meat Loaf is hunting that Yeti is what makes the Yeti awesome.
The pudgy child is right. That thing is nothing like our noble yeti ancestors.
It didn't seem right to me that Meatloaf didn't have the same accent as the look-alike good guy from Warlock.
The Yeti looks like a Furby had sex with a goat.
Oh Lord. That thing is like a combination of every terrible 80s puppet creation in existence.
Kill it now, before it spawns a whole franchise!
Actually, if it is on here, we're probably good.
We need more Meatloaf tags.
was anybody else waiting for the girl to start throwing rocks at it and yelling "I hate you!?"
Ten bucks says Meatloaf jumps on the bandwagon supporting Arizona-style anti-immigration laws specifically targeting Yeti-Americans!
The people who create these films are truly terrorists in every sense of the word.
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