Wednesday, March 31, 2010
DIALUP FOR DUMMIES
CHALLENGE! Surfing jokes, like face paint on a juggalo, are an essential part of the internet instructional tape experience. We want to compile the ultimate archive of these mid-90's knee slappers, so send us your internet instructional tapes at: P.O. Box 47924, Chicago, IL 60647
Future generations will thank you.
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21 comments :
What's the internet again?
Wait'll they get a load of Facebook.
Good god! Amazing. I use to use a board to surf. Thanks pops.
Does that old dude have alz or does he think he's speaking to the enfeebled? Twenty miles in the snow for the internet? Bullshit!
Still, who hasn't made the mistake of trying to smash their mail through the monitor, so, good one.
Never hire your town's theater troupe for anything.
Old man: "I used to walk 20 miles in the snow for my girlie magazines, but now I can look at all the funbags I want to on the in-ter-net."
@JRH: Ha!
Videos such as these do nothing to encourage my faith in the intelligence of humankind. A mentally challenged chimp could have used the IN-TER-NET faster than these people.
wow, i like cindys statement that this is a guide for "real people". harharhar...
Did that man just use Hyperlink as a verb?
Heck yes, I'm all for more internet instructional videos, although I don't think it gets any better than "Moms on the Net."
An juggalo? Have I been pronouncing juggalo wrong? This could be embarrassing.
The satellite pic is of Florida...ah, so this was filmed in Florida, and suddenly it all makes sense
So I'm guessing this weeks theme is bad puns?
"Welcome to the Address Bar"????
...Thanks Ryan Stiles
:P
BOBBY IS LEAKING.
Congrats on the urlesque mention, guys.
Can I buy tickets at the online using this internet?
I was going to write this comment on a piece of paper and smash against the screen, but then I saw this video and realized my hilarious misunderstanding.
Thanks, EIT!
Greg is cute.
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH BOBBY'S HEAD?! GAHHH!
Gamestop stores tend to have this video feed (or just a tape?) playing throughout store hours of hopeless pseudo-hip young men (and *gosh* women) spooling out the corporate line about whatever video games are coming out. Most segments of that thing would be great on EIT.
"The Real Peoples' Guide"?
...those aren't real people.
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