This is old news to the Future Schlock faithful, but until now, there was no other version of this on the innernette.
Friday, September 19, 2008
CASH FLOW GENERATOR
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The whole story is tragic, especially the real estate part.
Both of their birth parents up and abandoned them and then both foster parents died before they were 18? Really? Talk about bad luck.
Tiny people on tiny segways. Now I've seen it all.
Wow, who says people with disabilities can't be scam artists too.
Interesting that all these ads from the 90s mention financial "independence" and "freedom" as the great goal, whereas ads today are always about "security", "safety" or being "risk-free"... interesting how times change.
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