If you ever wondered why Eddie Griffin doesn't star in more action movies, here you go:
(And who would have thought that Vivica A. Fox would have already been in TWO two-minute movies this week? Two too few, if you ask this lowly intern-thing...)
You like reinforcing negative ethnic stereotypes don't cha? How 'bout constant yet poorly-choreographed violence devoid of context swimming in a sea of machismo sexist posturing? This movie has everything!
Let's kick off 2-Minute Movie Week with this homophobic, seafaring turdfest! It's like Snowdogs, but instead of pooches terrorizing our favorite funnyman/adult baby Cuba Gooding Jr., this time it is a boat full of homosexuals! Uh Oh! Things are gonna get "weird!"
Today we are celebrating our 1000th post on Everything Is Terrible! in the only way we know how: another hit-pandering adorable kitty video! So kick back, click the mouse and enjoy the kute kuddly kitties cuz you are never getting those three minutes and twenty-nine seconds back. Booya!
This tape is meant to make you rich by selling your funniest home videos to that show 'America's Funniest People.' Joe Flaherty kills a dude. Oh yeah, NSFW.
We need your help. Today a terrible atrocity has been committed. Amazon has done the unthinkable. They removed the 'VHS' search tab. No this isn't a joke! Seriously, the world needs your help. Please contact Amazon today, beg them to bring it back, write to your representatives, get in the streets, fucking do something!
Ugggh, Helen The Chicken sure is a combat-boot-wearin, hootin-tootin new-age-liberal Fema-Nazi. You shoulda heard the rants about not eating chicken! What a nag!
This one goes out to my toots in Cleveland, where I am pretty sure Brother Mike is from (he mentioned WMMS at one point!). I thought it could use a little love, since I'm not sure if he understood demo tapes are not meant to look like a serial killer's diary.