THE GREAT SATAN RETURNS!

The Great Satan Returns!

8/31 - Ann Arbor, MI - The Blind Pig (BUY TIX)

9/1 - Cleveland, OH - Now That's Class (7PM - BUY TIX + 10PM BUY TIX)

9/2 - Pittsburgh, PA - Row House Cinema (6:30PM BUY TIX + 8:30PM (BUY TIX)

9/4 - Kingston, NY - BSP (BUY TIX)

9/5 - New York, NY - Gramercy Theatre (BUY TIX)

9/6 - Raleigh, NC - Hopscotch Music Festival (BUY TIX)

9/8 - Indianapolis, IN - Future Friends Holographic Magic Club (BUY TIX)

9/10 - Lexington, KY - 21C Museum (FREE SHOW)

9/11 - Lansing, MI - The Loft (BUY TIX)

9/12 - Grand Rapids, MI - Pyramid Scheme (BUY TIX)

9/13 - Iowa City, IA - The Mill (BUY TIX)

9/14 - Chicago, IL - Thalia Hall (BUY TIX)

9/16 - Detroit, MI - Ant Hall (BUY TIX) ***

***secret surprise show

WORK IS KILLING YOU!

LET'S GO SWIMMING!

memory hole - please help us

music by Nick Leon
video by Ghoul Skool

Ghana Jerry Beach Towel!

Super limited run available now! BUY HERE!  Poster was hand-painted in Ghana by Heavy J courtesy of Deadly Prey Gallery. 

GAME OF THE FUTURE!

MEN ARE SCUM!

CHRISTIAN KIDS LOVE TO STEAL!

IT COOL!

memory hole - this is not your body

music by Nightliker - https://soundcloud.com/Nightliker

EIT! SUMMER SALE!

20% off everything w/ promo code: SUMMERSALE https://shop.everythingisterrible.com/

YOUR HORSE HATES YOU!

GUNY THE EAGLE!

USA JOKES!

THIS IS AMERICA ALSO!

MEMORY HOLE: BIKINI BODIES

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MAGIC WITH BOTANICUS!

FUN ZONE!: BODY!

BUY TICKETS HERE!

EIT!'s Fun Zone!: BODY
w/ Alan Resnick + Robby Rackleff
Sunday, Aug. 5th at 7PM
Downtown Independent
251 S Main, Los Angeles

Were you at a live show, but weren't able to cop one of these The Great Satan tour tees (designed by SKINNER)??? Well, use the promo code THEGREATSATANLIVE now and get 20% off! Click here to buy! 

And even if you weren't there, you can use the promo code too!!!!

BARF BALLS

YOU ARE THE DEVIL AND YOU ARE BAD!

memory hole - get in the water

music by AJA

HOWIE MANDEL GOES HAWAII

BABYSITTERS SUCK!

THIS PENIS SHAPRED RABBIT LOVES JESUS!