Thursday, October 21, 2021

DUANE'S THEME: NOW ON VINYL!

 

WE FOUND DUANE!! Just kidding, we didn’t find Duane – and we never will! – but we found the song and we pressed it up on this strange, see-through, floppy blue material that you can play on a record player! Annnnnnd we added a remix by Sich Mang called “Duane The Lizard!” AND HERE IT IS!!!  While it LOOKS like a record (kind of) – and it SOUNDS like a record (kind of) – it’s actually a FLEXI-DISC!! Flexi-discs were invented by a somebody or other, a really really really long time ago, and they’ve been popular and well-played ever since! In short, it’s a phonograph record made of a thin, flexible vinyl sheet with a molded-in spiral stylus groove, designed to be playable on a normal phonograph turntable! You can buy the mp3 of “Duane’s Theme” but that’ll cost you $69.00 – not kidding! So why not grab the flexible “sound sheet” for much, much less – free download included! The covers are a two-color risograph print – another product of an anachronistic invention! Crush that link!

https://everythingisterrible.bandcamp.com/album/duanes-theme

Monday, October 18, 2021

EIT KIDZ KLUB TOUR! TIX ON SALE NOW!


2/3 - Los Angeles CA (BUY TIX)


2/5 - San Diego CA (BUY TIX)


2/6 - Phoenix AZ (BUY TIX)


2/7 - Albuquerque NM (BUY TIX)


2/8 - Denver CO (7PM BUY TIX 10PM BUY TIX)


2/10 - Kansas City MO (BUY TIX)


2/11 - Fayetteville AR (BUY TIX)


2/12 - Dallas TX (BUY TIX)


2/13 - Austin TX (BUY TIX)


2/14 - San Antonio TX (BUY TIX)


2/15 - Houston TX (BUY TIX)


2/16 - New Orleans LA (BUY TIX)


2/17 - Birmingham AL (BUY TIX)


2/18 - Jacksonville FL (BUY TIX)


2/19 - Orlando FL (BUY TIX)


2/20 - Atlanta GA (BUY TIX)


2/21 - Nashville TN (TBD)


2/22 - Durham NC (BUY TIX)


2/23 - Richmond VA (BUY TIX)


2/24 - Washington DC (BUY TIX)


2/25 - Philadelphia PA (BUY TIX)


2/26 - Brooklyn NY (7:30PM BUY TIX 10PM BUY TIX)


2/27 - Portsmouth NH (BUY TIX)


2/28 - Boston MA (BUY TIX)


3/1 - Portland ME (BUY TIX)


3/2 - Montreal QC (BUY TIX)


3/3 - Toronto ON (BUY TIX)


3/4 - Pittsburgh PA (BUY TIX)


3/5 - Detroit MI (BUY TIX)


3/6 - Cleveland OH (BUY TIX)


3/8 - Columbus OH (BUY TIX)


3/9 - Bloomington IN (BUY TIX)


3/10 - Louisville KY (BUY TIX)


3/11 - St Louis MO (BUY TIX)


3/12 - Iowa City IA (BUY TIX)


3/13 - Chicago IL (BUY TIX)


3/14 - Milwaukee WI (BUY TIX)


3/15 - St Paul MN (BUY TIX)


3/16 - Fargo ND (BUY TIX)


3/18 - Missoula MT (BUY TIX)


3/19 - Spokane WA (BUY TIX)


3/20 - Vancouver BC (BUY TIX)


3/21 - Seattle WA (BUY TIX)


3/22 - Portland OR (BUY TIX)


3/23 - Eugene, OR (BUY TIX)


3/24 - Sacramento CA (BUY TIX)


3/25 - Reno NV (BUY TIX)


3/26 - Oakland CA (BUY TIX)



PANCAKE APE!

Wednesday, October 06, 2021

Saturday, September 11, 2021

KIDZ KLUB TICKETS ARE NOW ON-SALE!

  BUY TIX HERE! 

2/3 - Los Angeles CA 

2/5 - San Diego CA 

2/6 - Phoenix AZ 

2/7 - Albuquerque NM 

2/8 - Denver CO 

2/10 - Kansas City MO 

2/11 - Fayetteville AR 

2/12 - Dallas TX 

2/13 - Austin TX 

2/14 - San Antonio TX 

2/15 - Houston TX 

2/16 - New Orleans LA 

2/17 - Birmingham AL 

2/18 - Jacksonville FL 

2/19 - Orlando FL 

2/20 - Atlanta GA 

2/21 - Nashville TN 

2/22 - Durham NC 

2/23 - Richmond VA 

2/24 - Washington DC 

2/25 - Philadelphia PA 

2/26 - Brooklyn NY 

2/27 - Portsmouth NH 

2/28 - Boston MA 

3/1 - Portland ME 

3/2 - Montreal QC 

3/3 - Toronto ON 

3/4 - Pittsburgh PA 

3/5 - Detroit MI 

3/6 - Cleveland OH 

3/8 - Columbus OH 

3/9 - Bloomington IN 

3/10 - Louisville KY 

3/11 - St Louis MO 

3/12 - Iowa City IA 

3/13 - Chicago IL 

3/14 - Milwaukee WI 

3/15 - St Paul MN 

3/16 - Fargo ND 

3/18 - Missoula MT 

3/19 - Spokane WA 

3/20 - Vancouver BC 

3/21 - Seattle WA 

3/22 - Portland OR 

3/24 - Sacramento CA 

3/25 - Reno NV 

3/26 - Oakland CA

Friday, September 10, 2021

Thursday, June 03, 2021

Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Thursday, March 04, 2021

$1 menu!

 


We now have a $1 menu! Shoelaces, air-freshners, Xtra large devil Duane enamel pins, and Jerry mix DVD! All for just $1! All total garbage! Bargain basement bin! SHOP HERE

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

EIT DOES THE HIP HOP TAPE ON SALE!

RAP! collects the greatest and most Terrible attempts at hip-hop as seen & heard in our Everything Is Terrible! Does The Hip-Hop! movie – on one professionally duplicated tape! Rap – it sounds better AND worse on cassette but now REMASTERED & BETTER/WORSE THAN EVER!!! Also, the three cassette bundle is back in stock! Greatest Hits + Rap! + Satan's Web for one low-ish price!! Buy it here: https://everythingisterrible.bandcamp.com/album/rap

WIDEN OUT!

Monday, February 22, 2021

Monday, February 15, 2021

Thursday, February 11, 2021

Friday, February 05, 2021

BANDCAMP DAY

Did you know EIT is on Bandcamp? Remastered versions of allllll our releases are now available in any digital file thingy you've ever dreamed of. And we have two still-new albums: Satan's Web and Chestnuts! 

 We've also added more merch – including a discounted All-Over JERRYPYRAMID Tee! which comes with a free download of the entire Greatest Hits album!! Today, on this very Friday, Bandcamp is waiving their fees – what a day to be alive! 

For the sweeeeet deal go to our bandcamp NOW!

 https://everythingisterrible.bandcamp.com/

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Friday, January 29, 2021

TV IS AFRAID YOU'LL UNIONIZE!

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Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Thursday, January 21, 2021

Friday, January 15, 2021

THE CREEP STATE EXPOSED!

The LeatherDaddiez™ are back! And this time... it's political!