DUANE'S THEME: NOW ON VINYL!

 

WE FOUND DUANE!! Just kidding, we didn’t find Duane – and we never will! – but we found the song and we pressed it up on this strange, see-through, floppy blue material that you can play on a record player! Annnnnnd we added a remix by Sich Mang called “Duane The Lizard!” AND HERE IT IS!!!  While it LOOKS like a record (kind of) – and it SOUNDS like a record (kind of) – it’s actually a FLEXI-DISC!! Flexi-discs were invented by a somebody or other, a really really really long time ago, and they’ve been popular and well-played ever since! In short, it’s a phonograph record made of a thin, flexible vinyl sheet with a molded-in spiral stylus groove, designed to be playable on a normal phonograph turntable! You can buy the mp3 of “Duane’s Theme” but that’ll cost you $69.00 – not kidding! So why not grab the flexible “sound sheet” for much, much less – free download included! The covers are a two-color risograph print – another product of an anachronistic invention! Crush that link!

https://everythingisterrible.bandcamp.com/album/duanes-theme

POOCHIE WOOCHIEZ LIMITED VHS RELEASE

Everything Is Terrible!’s 2012 release of their third inner-eye opening feature, DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!, is considered to be the greatest achievement of all time in dog-related found footage remakes of The Holy Mountain! And now it is available on VHS! 

Limited edition of 500 hand-numbered tapes! Cover art embroidery by Sea of Doom With DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!, EIT! has elevated their craft to new heights, creating a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 Film, The Holy Mountain, using only dog-related found footage! Jam-packed with every stupid Air Bud knock-off, this mind-melting movie experience is ready to be unleashed VHS! Get ready to embark on an epic journey like no other! 

Oh yeah, and ARFFFF!

But it here: https://shop.everythingisterrible.com/collections/movies/products/doggiewoggiez-poochiewoochiez-vhs

SUMMER SALE

SUMMER SALE! 50% off DVDs+VHS (promo code MONDAY) and 25% off apparel/prints (promo code DUANE)! SALE ENDS FRIDAY 

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EIT 11TH BIRTHDAY SALE!

to celebrate our 11th birthday, we're having a 33% off everything sale! Go to http://shop.everythingisterrible.com and use promo code EITis11 at checkout!
love, DAD

Holiday Sale!!!

It's that soul-sucking time of year again, so let's buy ourselves stupid! All single DVDs are just $10! Legends 3-disk sets and Tees are only $15! Free Music Monday DVD with every purchase! And we've got new items too - Legends Tour posters, hand-carved Legends figurines, and every DVD that Dante Fontana has ever made!!! Shit just got reel real y'all!!!! BUY STUFF & BE COOL!!!!

SEE YOU AT THE TOP!

SUMMER 666 SALE ENDS 9.1.15.!

EIT! CASSETTES ON SALE NOW!

Get your EIT! Greatest Hits tape now! This is a limited edition item, so get 'em while you can! Featuring Carrot Highway, Duane's Theme, Vegaboogie, and more! 

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HOLIDAY SALE!

New Shirts! Cassettes! Patches! All DVDs are only $10 each until Jan. 1st! Visit our store now to fulfill all your most basic human needs!

LAST DAYS OF OUR DVD SALE!

Only a few more days left to take advantage of our $10 DVD sale! 

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DO IT!

$10 DVDS ALL MONTH!

BUY YERS 2DAY! http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/category/dvd