EIT! KIDZ KLUB PART FORTY-SIX!

Buy our new movie EIT KIDZ KLUB!

On DVD!

On VHS! 

Now that society is collapsing, Everything Is Terrible! is reborn with their new and fantastical expedition into found footage... but this time the adults can stay home! EIT! has unearthed thousands of forgotten DVD & VHS tapes aimed at yesterday’s youth to bring you their most mind-melting movie to date. Watch in awe as all colors of the rainbow join forces to destroy the tyranny of adult civilization once and for all! All of your oldest friends will be there; skateboarding web-surfers, rapping math equations, gigantic baby ducks, and maybe even a wizard or two! And what EIT! show would be complete without a live experience that makes the Ice Capades look like a stupid piece of trash! Finally, an all-encompassing extravaganza created for kidz... by kidz! 

EIT! KIDZ KLUB PART TWENTY-EIGHT!

Come see our new movie and live show EIT! KIDZ KLUB at The Hall @ Fargo Brewing Company in Fargo, ND tonight 3/16/22!

GET TICKETS HERE

Buy our new movie EIT KIDZ KLUB!

On DVD!

On VHS!

EIT KIDZ KLUB TOUR REMAINING SHOWS:

3/16 - Fargo ND

3/18 - Missoula MT

3/19 - Spokane WA

3/20 - Vancouver BC

3/21 - Seattle WA

3/22 - Portland OR

3/23 - Eugene, OR

3/24 - Sacramento CA

3/25 - Reno NV

3/26 - Oakland CA

Now that society is collapsing, Everything Is Terrible! is reborn with their new and fantastical expedition into found footage... but this time the adults can stay home! EIT! has unearthed thousands of forgotten DVD & VHS tapes aimed at yesterday’s youth to bring you their most mind-melting movie to date. Watch in awe as all colors of the rainbow join forces to destroy the tyranny of adult civilization once and for all! All of your oldest friends will be there; skateboarding web-surfers, rapping math equations, gigantic baby ducks, and maybe even a wizard or two! And what EIT! show would be complete without a live experience that makes the Ice Capades look like a stupid piece of trash! Finally, an all-encompassing extravaganza created for kidz... by kidz! 

EIT! KIDZ KLUB PART SEVEN!

 

Come see our new movie and live show EIT! KIDZ KLUB at White Oak Music Hall in Houston tonight 2/15/22!

GET TICKETS HERE

Buy our new movie EIT KIDZ KLUB!

On DVD!

On VHS!

EIT KIDZ KLUB TOUR REMAINING SHOWS:

2/14 - San Antonio TX

2/15 - Houston TX

2/16 - New Orleans LA

2/17 - Birmingham AL

2/18 - Jacksonville FL

2/19 - Orlando FL

2/20 - Atlanta GA

2/21 - Nashville TN

2/22 - Durham NC

2/23 - Richmond VA

2/24 - Washington DC

2/25 - Philadelphia PA

2/26 - Brooklyn NY

2/27 - Portsmouth NH

2/28 - Boston MA

3/1 - Portland ME

3/2 - Montreal QC   [CANCELLED]

3/3 - Toronto ON

3/4 - Pittsburgh PA

3/5 - Detroit MI

3/6 - Cleveland OH

3/8 - Columbus OH

3/9 - Bloomington IN

3/10 - Louisville KY

3/11 - St Louis MO

3/12 - Iowa City IA

3/13 - Chicago IL

3/14 - Milwaukee WI

3/15 - St Paul MN

3/16 - Fargo ND

3/18 - Missoula MT

3/19 - Spokane WA

3/20 - Vancouver BC

3/21 - Seattle WA

3/22 - Portland OR

3/23 - Eugene, OR

3/24 - Sacramento CA

3/25 - Reno NV

3/26 - Oakland CA

Now that society is collapsing, Everything Is Terrible! is reborn with their new and fantastical expedition into found footage... but this time the adults can stay home! EIT! has unearthed thousands of forgotten DVD & VHS tapes aimed at yesterday’s youth to bring you their most mind-melting movie to date. Watch in awe as all colors of the rainbow join forces to destroy the tyranny of adult civilization once and for all! All of your oldest friends will be there; skateboarding web-surfers, rapping math equations, gigantic baby ducks, and maybe even a wizard or two! And what EIT! show would be complete without a live experience that makes the Ice Capades look like a stupid piece of trash! Finally, an all-encompassing extravaganza created for kidz... by kidz! 

EIT! KIDZ KLUB PART SIX!

Come see our new movie and live show EIT! KIDZ KLUB at Paper Tiger in San Antonio, TX tonight 2/14/22!

GET TICKETS HERE

Buy our new movie EIT KIDZ KLUB!

On DVD!

On VHS!

EIT KIDZ KLUB TOUR REMAINING SHOWS:

2/14 - San Antonio TX

2/15 - Houston TX

2/16 - New Orleans LA

2/17 - Birmingham AL

2/18 - Jacksonville FL

2/19 - Orlando FL

2/20 - Atlanta GA

2/21 - Nashville TN

2/22 - Durham NC

2/23 - Richmond VA

2/24 - Washington DC

2/25 - Philadelphia PA

2/26 - Brooklyn NY

2/27 - Portsmouth NH

2/28 - Boston MA

3/1 - Portland ME

3/2 - Montreal QC

3/3 - Toronto ON

3/4 - Pittsburgh PA

3/5 - Detroit MI

3/6 - Cleveland OH

3/8 - Columbus OH

3/9 - Bloomington IN

3/10 - Louisville KY

3/11 - St Louis MO

3/12 - Iowa City IA

3/13 - Chicago IL

3/14 - Milwaukee WI

3/15 - St Paul MN

3/16 - Fargo ND

3/18 - Missoula MT

3/19 - Spokane WA

3/20 - Vancouver BC

3/21 - Seattle WA

3/22 - Portland OR

3/23 - Eugene, OR

3/24 - Sacramento CA

3/25 - Reno NV

3/26 - Oakland CA

Now that society is collapsing, Everything Is Terrible! is reborn with their new and fantastical expedition into found footage... but this time the adults can stay home! EIT! has unearthed thousands of forgotten DVD & VHS tapes aimed at yesterday’s youth to bring you their most mind-melting movie to date. Watch in awe as all colors of the rainbow join forces to destroy the tyranny of adult civilization once and for all! All of your oldest friends will be there; skateboarding web-surfers, rapping math equations, gigantic baby ducks, and maybe even a wizard or two! And what EIT! show would be complete without a live experience that makes the Ice Capades look like a stupid piece of trash! Finally, an all-encompassing extravaganza created for kidz... by kidz! 

LOST KIDZ TRAILER!

 

Get LOST KIDZ HERE!

DUANE'S THEME: NOW ON VINYL!

 

WE FOUND DUANE!! Just kidding, we didn’t find Duane – and we never will! – but we found the song and we pressed it up on this strange, see-through, floppy blue material that you can play on a record player! Annnnnnd we added a remix by Sich Mang called “Duane The Lizard!” AND HERE IT IS!!!  While it LOOKS like a record (kind of) – and it SOUNDS like a record (kind of) – it’s actually a FLEXI-DISC!! Flexi-discs were invented by a somebody or other, a really really really long time ago, and they’ve been popular and well-played ever since! In short, it’s a phonograph record made of a thin, flexible vinyl sheet with a molded-in spiral stylus groove, designed to be playable on a normal phonograph turntable! You can buy the mp3 of “Duane’s Theme” but that’ll cost you $69.00 – not kidding! So why not grab the flexible “sound sheet” for much, much less – free download included! The covers are a two-color risograph print – another product of an anachronistic invention! Crush that link!

https://everythingisterrible.bandcamp.com/album/duanes-theme

EIT KIDZ KLUB TOUR! TIX ON SALE NOW!

2/3 - Los Angeles CA (BUY TIX)

2/5 - San Diego CA (BUY TIX)

2/6 - Phoenix AZ (BUY TIX)

2/7 - Albuquerque NM (BUY TIX)

2/8 - Denver CO (7PM BUY TIX 10PM BUY TIX)

2/10 - Kansas City MO (BUY TIX)

2/11 - Fayetteville AR (BUY TIX)

2/12 - Dallas TX (BUY TIX)

2/13 - Austin TX (BUY TIX)

2/14 - San Antonio TX (BUY TIX)

2/15 - Houston TX (BUY TIX)

2/16 - New Orleans LA (BUY TIX)

2/17 - Birmingham AL (BUY TIX)

2/18 - Jacksonville FL (BUY TIX)

2/19 - Orlando FL (BUY TIX)

2/20 - Atlanta GA (BUY TIX)

2/21 - Nashville TN (TBD)

2/22 - Durham NC (BUY TIX)

2/23 - Richmond VA (BUY TIX)

2/24 - Washington DC (BUY TIX)

2/25 - Philadelphia PA (BUY TIX)

2/26 - Brooklyn NY (7:30PM BUY TIX 10PM BUY TIX)

2/27 - Portsmouth NH (BUY TIX)

2/28 - Boston MA (BUY TIX)

3/1 - Portland ME (BUY TIX)

3/2 - Montreal QC (BUY TIX)

3/3 - Toronto ON (BUY TIX)

3/4 - Pittsburgh PA (BUY TIX)

3/5 - Detroit MI (BUY TIX)

3/6 - Cleveland OH (BUY TIX)

3/8 - Columbus OH (BUY TIX)

3/9 - Bloomington IN (BUY TIX)

3/10 - Louisville KY (BUY TIX)

3/11 - St Louis MO (BUY TIX)

3/12 - Iowa City IA (BUY TIX)

3/13 - Chicago IL (BUY TIX)

3/14 - Milwaukee WI (BUY TIX)

3/15 - St Paul MN (BUY TIX)

3/16 - Fargo ND (BUY TIX)

3/18 - Missoula MT (BUY TIX)

3/19 - Spokane WA (BUY TIX)

3/20 - Vancouver BC (BUY TIX)

3/21 - Seattle WA (BUY TIX)

3/22 - Portland OR (BUY TIX)

3/23 - Eugene, OR (BUY TIX)

3/24 - Sacramento CA (BUY TIX)

3/25 - Reno NV (BUY TIX)

3/26 - Oakland CA (BUY TIX)

SATAN WANTS ALL THE JERRYS

EIT DOES THE HIP HOP TAPE ON SALE!

RAP! collects the greatest and most Terrible attempts at hip-hop as seen & heard in our Everything Is Terrible! Does The Hip-Hop! movie – on one professionally duplicated tape! Rap – it sounds better AND worse on cassette but now REMASTERED & BETTER/WORSE THAN EVER!!! Also, the three cassette bundle is back in stock! Greatest Hits + Rap! + Satan's Web for one low-ish price!! Buy it here: https://everythingisterrible.bandcamp.com/album/rap

EIT IN TEXAS!

TEXAS! We're coming! GET UR TIX NOW!

12/6 - Austin, TX @ Austin Film Society - BUY TIX HERE
12/7 - Dallas, TX @ Texas Theatre BUY TIX HERE

SATAN IS 4 KIDS

EIT WEST COAST TOUR 2019

US WEST COAST TOUR!

7/31 - San Diego @ Casbah (BUY TIX)

8/1 - Phoenix @ Crescent Ballroom (BUY TIX)

8/2 - Tucson @ 191 Toole (BUY TIX)

8/3 - El Paso @ Lowbrow Palace (BUY TIX)

8/4 - Albuquerque @ Sister Bar (BUY TIX)

8/5 - Santa Fe @ Meow Wolf (BUY TIX)

8/6 - Denver @ Sie Film Center (BUY TIX)

8/7 - SLC @ Metro Music Hall (BUY TIX)

8/8 - Boise @ Neurolux (BUY TIX)

8/9 - Spokane @ The Bartlett (BUY TIX)

8/10 - Vancouver, BC @ Fox Cabaret (BUY TIX)

8/11 - Seattle @ Neptune Theatre (BUY TIX)

8/12 - Portland @ Revolution Hall (BUY TIX)

8/13 - Oakland @ New Parish (BUY TIX)

8/14 - SF @ The Independent (BUY TIX)

8/15 - LA @ The Regent (BUY TIX)

SUMMER SALE

SUMMER SALE! 50% off DVDs+VHS (promo code MONDAY) and 25% off apparel/prints (promo code DUANE)! SALE ENDS FRIDAY 

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