SATAN TEES!

Limited edition T H E G R E A T S A T A N tour shirts are now available! GET EM HERE before they're all gone forever! Designed by the immeasurably talented Skinner!

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HOODIES!

New EIT! hoodies are in! Order this week and use the promo code DUANIACS and get free shipping! BUY NOW!

*** These images are of a slightly fucked up test run. The actual text on the back will be at the bottom rather than the top!***

THE JERRY COLLECTION POSTER!

This beautiful Jim Newberry pic of all 14k Jerrys is now 4 sale as a 24x36 poster! GET IT HERE!

EIT! CASSETTES ON SALE NOW!

Get your EIT! Greatest Hits tape now! This is a limited edition item, so get 'em while you can! Featuring Carrot Highway, Duane's Theme, Vegaboogie, and more! 

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DER KRUMPUS SALE! + YETI MAG!

Fellas! Wanna get really excited about something your girl will probably beg you to stop halfway through? Ladies! Wanna creep out your co-workers by showing your affection for something that skews male according to a VH1 executive? Well, Der Krampus has been watching all y'all, and promises to deliver this holiday season! NEW EIT CAT SHIRT!* NEW GLOW IN THE DARK SCREENPRINTED POSTER!* SALE ON ALL ITEMS! IT ALL STARTS TODAY!

And as a special gift, all orders will come with a bonus DVD of the newly expanded EIT Holiday Special. It includes all the specialness of last year's edition plus several new videos for this year! And if you just want the Holiday Special, it's also on sale separately for only $5! You can't lose! Don't even try to lose!


ALSO! WE TOOK OVER THIS ISSUE OF YETI MAGAZINE!
Thanks to the coolest dude in the world, Mike McGonigal over at Yeti Publishing, we went apeshit and did 36 PAGES of art, writing, photos, and all sorts of Jerry Maguoria! He even let us do the cover! Order now and make it the perfect stocking stuffer, or just stock your own stuff by getting a copy for yourself.



*pre-order them now in our store!

LOOK WHO WON'T SHUT UP.