EIT! KIDZ KLUB LIVE IN CHICAGO!

EIT! Kidz Klub is LIVE in Chicago at Lincoln Hall TONIGHT 8/13 at 8PM Get tix: https://lh-st.com/shows/08-13-2023-everything-is-terrible-live

IRON MIKE!

MEMORY HOLE: CLARICE OBESE

MUSIC BOX OF HORRORS! THIS SATURDAY!

Hey Chicago! How ya been? Are you going to The Music Box this weekend? You should, because we're curating the shorts programming for the 10th annual MUSIC BOX OF HORRORS! We'll be keeping the weird going for a full 24 hours with original shorts from Chicago filmmakers and EiT pals like Loose Meat and BLACKMAGICROLLERCOASTER, and creepy EiT shorts old and new! If you need tickets, The A.V. Club can hook you up. See you this Saturday, weirdos!

PARTY IN THE USA

PARTY IN THE USA! from 23 Wolves on Vimeo.

Nothing's going to stop us now!

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! IN CHICAGO!

Chicago! Come see DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez, our 2012 movie that we made entirely out of dog clips at the Siskel Film Center! This Thursday @ 6PM! BUY YER TICKETS  HERE!

TV TIME MACHINE: 2003

Take as step back in time with us today. The date: January 11, 2003. The place: Chicago, Illinois. The medium: TV.

3-MINUTE CYBER SEDUCTION!

This kid also sucks down Monster energy drinks like water throughout the entire movie, but no one seems to have a problem with that.



Chicago! Come watch the rest of Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life with us TONIGHT at 8pm at Lincoln Hall with live commentary by the hilarious Megan Gailey, Marty DeRosa and Dan Friesen!

KOLBY KIDZ!

Happy religion week everyone! Be sure to watch in HD 1080P! We made this video almost 3 years ago! Song by Al Scorch! Thanks to all the wonderful Kolby Kidz!

THE WORLD'S MOST ONE-SIDED TALK SHOW

HEY! CHICAGO! SIT DOWN AND SHADDUP!

Because we are bringing you a VERY SPECIAL, SNEEK-PEEK of our upcoming epic, COMEDY RELIEF: ZERO. This is a one-night-only preview screening of our brand-new, mind-melting special -- and you get to see it months before we officially release it onto the world!



This special is the opposite of special, jam-packed with the most cringe-inducing set-ups and bomb-dropping punchlines ripped from their magnetic tape time capsules! Today’s hottest ventriloquists, racists, prop comics, sexists, impersonators, homophobes, and talk show hosts wish this footage was still in the landfills! The streets will run blue with women wisecracks, fat people puns, and homelessness gags galore! Are you oppressed and underrepresented in society? Well then, watch out! Let’s pull back the banana peel and take a head-first descent into the brick wall of our own mind! Take my life... please! Am I right?

Co-presented by the good folks at the Up Comedy Club -- buy your tickets now before it's too late!

5,000 JERRIES. ONE NIGHT ONLY.*

Chicago! As we approach an important milestone in Maguirewatch history-- the ceremonial donation of the 5,000th Jerry-- we cordially invite you to join us and our pals at Saki (3716 W. Fullerton in Logan Square) for Show Me The Jerrys: An Everything is Terrible Gala!

Not only will you be able to bask in the glory of thousands upon thousands of Jerry Maguires stacked, shelved, and piled into pyramids and other magickal structures, we've got comedy from Chicago funny people Chad Briggs, Katie McVay, Lisa Laureta and Natalie Jose, video from GOOP of the GODS, Maguire loops that will alter your perceptions of time and space, and sweet EIT stuff to raffle off!

All donations collected at this FREE event will go towards expanding our Terrible empire in the form of our web series Sex City and Channel 2020!

Super cool, right? Then come join us this Saturday at 7!!

*PS TOTALLY NOT AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE!

"MIAMI CONNECTION" 25TH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING IN CHICAGO!

Chicagoans! We have joined forces with Drafthouse Films to present two midnight screenings of lost '80s thunder-rager Miami Connection at the Music Box Theater in Chicago on Sept 28th and 29th. This past August, we hosted a raucous screening of this ultimate achievement in Taekwondo anti-sanity at our third annual Everything is Festival, which reduced the walls of LA's The Cinefamily to rubble! Join in for what will very likely be one of the greatest/unforgettable nights of your life and witness what even Entertainment Weekly calls their "new cult movie obsession." Facebook event page for these screenings can be found here.

HEY CHICAGO! WANNA HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND?

Hey Chicago! We've got a busy evening ahead of us! First we're heading out to The Octagon Gallery at 8pm for some creamy psychedelic goodness from PAPER RAD and SCOTT WHITEMAN, new GOOP OF THE GODS, and oh what's this? Videos from something called EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE? Interesting.

 If that's not enough madness for you, then it's off to The Logan Theatre for the PCP-fueled antics of DEATH DRUG at 11 pm!

You OK? You freaking out? Don't worry dude, you can see DEATH DRUG tomorrow night, too. Now let's go find the chillout tent...

CHICAGO! DEATH DRUG! AUGUST 17 & 18!

Hey Chicago! What are you doing on August 17 & 18 at 11 pm? Here's what you should be doing: Joining us at the Logan Theatre for a screening of the totally insane Drugsploitation flick DEATH DRUG!


DEATH DRUG has never been released on DVD, so we'll be presenting it in the beluga caviar of formats: VHS!

Ticket information is coming soon, so stay off that sherm, kids!

KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

THE COMMODORE'S KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

We are in Montreal tonight at Broue Pub Brouhaha at 9 PM! Dog jokez!

OIL OF THE SNAKE THAT BIT YOU!

Join Yonder Vittles and his Weirdo Palz for an olde fashioned night of music, experimental video, puppets, healing, essential oils and restorative tonic this Monday at the Hungry Brain in Chicago, Illinois. The show starts at 9 and is free for all to enter!

SUMMER RERUN WEEK!

In honor of Memorial Day, we'll be taking the week off from posting new videos and rerunning some classics from the vault instead. So get a comfy bean bag and celebrate summer the right way by never going outside!

DO THE TOUCHDOWN HUSTLE!

Thanks to Chicago's own DJ Scrabblor for the tape!