This kid also sucks down Monster energy drinks like water throughout the entire movie, but no one seems to have a problem with that.
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Wednesday, June 19, 2013
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I've seen this movie, and it's fantastic. It's never even suggested that he masturbates during or after watching teh pr0n, which was probably why his life goes off the rails.
The red flag for me was when he got that first text with "their" misspelled. It was all downhill from "thier."
I liked them misspelling thier. I think they were trying to emulate the atrocious spelling of today's young on the internet.
Right, extreme guilt and a relationship with an attractive ultra-conservative abstinent girlfriend is just the thing to help a teenage boy deal with sexual frustration.
Peter Pan has problems with his peter
People who go to church never have problems with sex and are always cured of teh pronz addictions.
Kids computer became a fucking server for the Russian mafia.
--Sgt. M
Who uses credit cards for porn? Was this movie made in the 20's?!?!
as someone whose seen this movie about 6 times, its a great movie and hilarious each time around. gj EIT :)
That left me feeling kind of SCSI.
Watching porn before exercising really "jacks you up" for it, amiright bros? Time to get radical!
The real reason he was kicked off the swim team: the constant "tent effect" in his trunks.
Was that Kelly Lynch playing the kid's mother?
I literally have no idea who this movie was intended for. Growing up, every evangelical Christian I knew became stone silent at the mention of porn.
Wow, I didn't notice that's Kelly Lynch as the mother before. That's crazy. I noticed that the kid's Christian girlfriend is Lyndsy Fonseca. That's pretty bonkers by itself. Glad this 'movie' didn't destroy some careers at least.
Checked the credits--yep, that's Kelly Lynch. She's the actress best known as Patrick Swayze's love interest in "Road House."
To me, she'll always be Ivan the Drag King from "The L Word."
uses vocal samples from the movie
https://soundcloud.com/skeletonlipstick/wut-r-u-looking-online
So happy I found the whole movie on youtube. I can't wait to watch it the male lead played cool cousin Conner in a magical twin matchmakers movie.
dramatic piano music always plays when I spank it to internet porn too
give up the porno and give your heart to Jeeeeeeeeeeeebus
yeah and Derek from the Disney show "Life With Derek" is on the swimteam
i looked at porn after this
Anyone who calls himself 'strokeman' (0:02) is asking for it, surely?
holy shit, it has it ALL.
"you left something on my PDA..."
it's almost like a secret code that has a set of associated emotions/memories if you remember when PDA was seen as a soft of paleo-iPhoneBerry.
ballsome.
Oh no....
oh no please
They just keep coming
We can't get out!
Life before becoming Kick-ass
Poor girlfriend had to deal with her porn addicted demon of a boyfriend, then go home and listen to Bob Saget talk about all the girls he ran a rain on before he met her mother.
Totally unrealistic. Black swim coach? Yeah right!
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