DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! ON VHS!

 

BUY THE LIMITED EDITION VHS NOW!

We are so excited to finally release DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! on VHS! Our 2012 remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain, made ENTIRELY OUT OF DOG FOOTAGE, is the greatest accomplishment in the long history of human + dog collaboration! Gorgeous cover art embroidery by Sea of Doom is also available as a self-adhesive patch (BUY HERE)! We only made 500 tapes, they are hand numbered, and come with a photo of Commodore Gilgamesh as a baby dog lover! Grab one while you can here!

DOGS VS SECULAR MUSIC!

KIDEOSCOPE!

Yoyo EITeens! Check this Everything Is Terrible! pilot that we made with Team Coco!

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! IN CHICAGO!

Chicago! Come see DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez, our 2012 movie that we made entirely out of dog clips at the Siskel Film Center! This Thursday @ 6PM! BUY YER TICKETS  HERE!

DOGGIE STYLE SHOW!

A deleted scene from the greatest achievement of my life, DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!

DANCE MAGICK!

ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR, ALMOST DUN!

Not many showz left pupZ! Get 'em while they're still happening! Here'z this week'z showz!

Monday - Pittsburgh @ Filmmakers (Melwood) @ 8PM (w/ Jacob Ciocci)
Tuesday - Cleveland @ Grog Shop @ 8:30PM (BUY)
Wednesday - Detroit @ Corktown Cinema @ 9PM (BUY)
Thursday - Ann Arbor @ The Yellow Barn @ 8PM
Friday - Columbus @ Skylab Gallery @ 10PM
Saturday - Athens @ Jackie O's @ 10PM
Sunday - Cincinnati @ Mayday @ 8PM (FREE)

THE BEST SHOW EVA!

On Tuesday, March 20th @ 8 PM, we will be sharing The Bell House stage with two of our favorites! What fun! Buy yer tixxx now! If you don't live in New York City, you gotta move now!

Thu Tran!


Showbeast!


Oh man, those guys rule! You gotta go to this show! Buy yer tixxx now!

THIS WEEK IS GOING TO THE...

Lots of big shows a-comin this week!

Wednesday in Richmond at Strange Matter at 8PM

Thursday in Winchester at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema at 8:45PM

Friday in DC at Subterranean A (1432 R St NW) at 8PM

Saturday in Baltimore at Whole Gallery (405 W. Franklin St 3rd FL) at 10PM

Monday in Philadelphia at Ibrahim Theater @ International House at 7PM

Tuesday in Brooklyn at The Bell House at 8PM (BUY YER TIX B4 IT IS 2 LATE!)

Holy shit, we are gonna have a nice time together!

ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR, STILL!

The year of the Dog continues. We've got much of the country behind our tails, but dog darnit, we've got so much more ahead of our snouts. Colonel Wup is filled with pride as our next leg takes us across the land of his birth, The South! ARF!


3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt (BUY NOW!)
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways (BUY NOW!)
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ Subterranean A (1432 R St NW)
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater (BUY NOW!)
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space Gallery (BUY NOW!)
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn (416 W Huron)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! IS WAITING FOR YOU!

How I've missed you guys...

TV NEWS IS TERRIBLE!

TEEN FUN!

If you teens want some real teen fun, EIT!'s awesome new DVD and live show is dropping mother-barking tomorrow! Check out Turbo, AKA Radical, Laying down some killer tracks for Friday's Lincoln Hall show in Chicago!

AND THE AWARD FOR BEST PICTURE GOES TO...

You do realize that "All Dogs Go on Tour" this Friday at Lincoln Hall in Chicago, don't you? Order your tickets! Invite your friends!



The DVD of DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! is unleashed this Friday as well! Pre-order today!

DOG DAYS OF WINTER!

January 27th, 2012... Everything Is Terrible! unleashed.

1/27 - Chicago, IL @ Lincoln Hall (BUY NOW!)
1/28 - Madison, WI @ Project Lodge
1/29 - Milwaukee, WI @ River West Public House
1/30 - Minneapolis, MN @ Riverview Theater
1/31 - Iowa City, IA @ Public Space One
2/1 - St. Louis, MO @ Floating Laboratories Gallery
2/2 - Columbia, MO @ RagTag Cinema
2/3 - Wichita, KS @ Murdock theater
2/4 - Denver, CO @ Denver FilmCenter/Colfax (BUY NOW)
2/7 - Boise, ID @ Neurolux
2/8 - Missoula, MT @ Zoo City Apparel
2/9 - Spokane, WA @ Magic Lantern
2/10 - Seattle, WA @ Central Cinema
2/11 - Vancouver, BC @ Biltmore Cabaret (BUY NOW!)
2/12 - Bellingham, WA @ Pickford Film Center
2/13 - Portland, OR @ Hollywood Theatre
2/15 - Sacramento, CA @ Bows & Arrows (1815 19th St)
2/16 - Oakland, CA @ Starline Social Club (2232 Martin Luther King Jr. Way)
2/17 - San Francisco, CA @ Roxie Theater (BUY NOW!)
2/18 - Los Angeles, CA @ Cinefamily (BUY NOW!)
2/19 - Irvine, CA @ UCI (Acrobatics Everyday)
2/21 - San Diego, CA @ Che Cafe
2/23 - Phoenix, AZ @ Filmbar
2/24 - Tucson, AZ @ The Loft
2/25 - Albuquerque, NM @ The Guild
2/27 - Austin, TX @ The Alamo Ritz
2/28 - Austin, TX @ The Alamo Village
2/29 - Denton, TX @ Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios
3/1 - Dallas, TX @ The Texas Theatre
3/2 - Houston, TX @ Super Happy Fun Land
3/3 - New Orleans, LA @ Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
3/4 - Mobile, AL @ Crescent Theater
3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ The Fridge (516 ½ 8th St SE)
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space 538
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Garfield Art Works
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ TBD (Hot Lava)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop

THE BEST THING(s) EVER

Big day for us at EiT! If it wasn't enough we're having a huge holiday sale where everything is $5 off (plus you get a choice of a free rare DVD!)- then prepare to have your fancy found footage face flown off. WE FINALLY MADE DUANE SHIRTS! And they are designed by the amazingly talented Alex Pardee of Zero Friends!

Still not enough?! Wait, please just keep reading right past this sentence! Here's our tour dates for ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR 2012. Not only will it be all new movie with 99% unseen doggie madness, but a brand new live show that will put Cirque du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion to shame! And yes, loyal followers- we be goin' to Wichita AND Spokane! We are so pumped to lick all of you! Chicago, you gotta buy your tickets now or else someone else will!

For tour updates and deets, check out our DWPW! All Dogs Go On Tour! Facebook page! ARF!

DOG WEEK - DAY 1!

Here it is! The first glimpse into the rest of your existence! This time though, EIT! has gone to the dogz!

A special ARF! to all you responsible poochiez who helped us raise the bonez to get this puppy out of the doghouse! Here's a biscuit! Some doggie klassics from the EIT! vault!

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! KICKSTARTER!

Everyone's favorite Commodore and Ghoul are teaming up to bring the universe what we are sure is destined to be the greatest piece of high art ever created! Ghoulie and I are proud to announce Everything Is Terrible! Presents DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! The concept is simple. We are remaking Jodorowsky's 1973 masterpiece 'The Holy Mountain' using only dog-related found footage. I don't think I need to tell you that this is going to kick some tail! And even more exciting than the movie and live show are the puns! It is time to unleash those doggie puns!

And now to business. Sadly, even the koolest shade tipping, kickflipping pooch needs to don the doggie-sized facade of the responsible dog. Damn those adorable doggie ties! Anywho, we need your help to make this a reality. That is why we started a Kickstarter project to raise money to help cover the costs of 1,000+ dog VHS's, fur, DVD pressing, etc. That's where all you wonderful Terribleheads come in. We know that you are gonna be in the barking lot of all the DoggieWoggiez shows selling grilled cheese and hemp necklaces, but we need you now! And not only do you get the privilege of helping make history, but you also get fantastic pooch prizes! Go to Kickstarter.com to do your duty! Arf!