WHEELS RULE!

HOUND DOG BLUES!

JAH LOVES HIS CHILDREN

LOOSE MEAT want to wish you a happy 420 Week and remind you to avoid the 'noid!

MEMORY HOLE: MARRIAGE DEATH PACT

STAND BEFORE THE TWO BEHIND!

Tickets are on sale now for our 11/2 Richmond, VA show! GET EM HERE! For all the date and tickets, go here!

MUSIC MONDAY: DINO JONES

Happy Music Monday! Enjoy this children's song about dinosaurs featuring an robot dinosaur!

MEMORY HOLE: PIGLET

SHEEP BIBLE RAP!

There's only a few days left to order your EIT! DVDs for just $10 before the holidays! Visit our store now!

OH THOSE CRAZY CATS!

SEXY CAT BATH (4 KIDZ?)!

NSFW depending on where you work! Happy Cat Week!

RIP 2013: FUTURE SCHLOCK

Happy 2014, everybody!!! Jake Jabs forever!!!!

MASCOT MAGIC!

Become one with the dancing dollar bill.



Warm fuzzy hugs to Shiny Object for the tape!

SHOW US YOUR JERRYS!

"Listen Everybody, Part 1" by Hugs'n'Kisses from Casualties of Happiness

DANCE MAGICK!

ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR, STILL!

The year of the Dog continues. We've got much of the country behind our tails, but dog darnit, we've got so much more ahead of our snouts. Colonel Wup is filled with pride as our next leg takes us across the land of his birth, The South! ARF!


3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt (BUY NOW!)
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways (BUY NOW!)
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ Subterranean A (1432 R St NW)
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater (BUY NOW!)
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space Gallery (BUY NOW!)
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn (416 W Huron)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop

HANNA-BARBERA ON ICE

WOOD PRODUCTS 4 KIDZ!

Do your children have no appreciation for gypsum products? Send them into the woods with Duncan the Dragon!



Thanks to Jesse Thompson (#9 on the Jerry Leader Board!) for the tape.

And a bit of site news: we no longer have an intern. Our Internthing requested better working conditions and respect, so we had to let him go. Unfortunately years of living on nothing but Jerry droppings and thrift store smell made him quiet resilient to being forcibly removed from the building. Since he wouldn't leave, we had no choice but to rehire him as an indentured consultant. He has been renamed Wrong Man because he brought disgrace to the title of intern. So when you see a post from this Wrong Man fellow, feel free to subject him to the usual amount of scorn and ridicule.

VACUUM UP EVERY SINGLE BINGLE JEW

For those of you who said we only show Christian crap, here's some Jewish junk. A cash prize still awaits the first person who can send us a Muslim kids VHS!



OH! And September is MONDO KIDDO! at Cinefamily! Every Saturday night we are co-hosting an amazing lineup of fucked-up kids' movies, and really, really want you to come! To kick things off we are playing THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE!!! This Saturday at 10!!! With a bunch of the cast in person!

P.S. Kel Mitchell is coming to the Good Burger screening on Sunday! DUDE!

CHRISTIAN FURRY ROCK!

SQUIRREL-TREE LOVE RAP!

You asked for the Chipper Love Rap - now here it is! Enjoy your Conifer Holocaust turkeys!