EARTH'S LAST HOPE!

HAPPY GREEN BARF DAY!

Tonight, EIT! Legends Live is in Santa Ana at The Frida Cinema at 8PM! Get ur tickets here!

2-MINUTE BLAST! (WITH EXPLOSIONS!)

If you ever wondered why Eddie Griffin doesn't star in more action movies, here you go:



(And who would have thought that Vivica A. Fox would have already been in TWO two-minute movies this week? Two too few, if you ask this lowly intern-thing...)

BP CARES...ABOUT THE RAPTURE!

NORTH CHARLESTON! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT THE OLDE NORTH CHARLESTON PICTURE HOUSE AT 7PM!

WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER!

Need a vague, non-committal answer to life's important questions?


Chicago gets the worst real life superheroes...


Tired of having the default bouncing booty on your phone? Now you've got options.


PITTSBURGH! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 10PM AT THE SOUTHSIDE WORKS CINEMA! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!

2.5 MINUTE LITTLE BIGFOOT!

Oh great. Running an evil logging operation is hard enough without some E.T. ripoff guilt tripping everybody with his giant lifeless eyes.

CURSE YOU LITTLE BIGFOOT!

A RECYCLED SONG ABOUT RECYCLING

Let's keep this planet neon pink and green!

HIPPIE-HOP

LET'S OBEY STRANGERS ON TV!

Just make sure they have inquisitive puppets...


...or they are a celebrity.


I'm pretty sure this video is what inspired her appearance on The Simpsons.

EXERCISE DOMINION!

THIS AIN'T YOUR DADDY'S RECYCLING VIDEO

Recycling has a whole new look, buster.



Oh, and just in case you didn't hate Billy Joel enough...