I WANT AN OLD ALCOHOLIC'S NOSE!

HOW TO BE A CARNIE!

memory hole party

video by Commodore Gilgamesh with music by Sikk Laffter and Patrick Brian

THE SOBER WORD

YA BOOZE YA LOSE!

MEMORY HOLE: THE TEEN YEARS

Music by the amazing Danny T. Mallory

HAPPY GREEN BARF DAY!

Tonight, EIT! Legends Live is in Santa Ana at The Frida Cinema at 8PM! Get ur tickets here!

KiDZ B THiNKiN'

3-MINUTE ALIENATOR!

It's like Star Wars meets Predator but with more sound effects. Alienator is what happens when Jan-Michael Vincent, Fred Olen Ray & the beautiful Teagan get together for a weekend of (presumably) PCP-fueled film-making.

COOKING WITH BEEFCAKE!

One minute you're cooking with beefcake, the next you're alone and drunk on chardonnay. That's just how life is sometimes.



Thanks to Dragon Sound for the source!

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: AARON VALDEZ

Aaron Valdez is a member of the found footage collective Wreck and Salvage and the curator of Hard Stars, a tumblr archiving the celebrity workouts of yesteryear.

Today he brings us the Sid Caesar's Shape Up and it's all for you! All for you!


You can read more about the Sid Caesar's Shape Up here (with bonus gifs)! Nobody else can do it for you.

BAD VIBRATIONS

What if a musician with no hands teamed up with a rave promoter? Perhaps he would become a Robo-DJ.



This movie is Vibrations. It should be coveted.

THE BALLAD OF BEER

Has the sizzle gone out of your relationship with beer? Worry no more, because we're here to reignite that spark.



Now don't you want to start drinking again?

JOKES FOR JESUS!

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A STAGE MOM

YOUR ALCOHOL IQ!

Actors are the smartest people this country has. That's why Anheuser-Busch got the best actors in the world together to help us become more responsible drinkers.