SENSITIVE YOU'RE NOT

MAKE MONEY, AVOID JAIL MAYBE!

What could possibly go wrong? You too can take charge of your financial future TOMORROW NIGHT at The Hungry Brain as Chicago's own Dan Friesen, Nick Rouley and John Eisenrich teach you HOW TO MAKE MONEY! Featuring a special slideshow presentation by Just for Graphs (aka Kyle Scanlan and Ross Kelly)! Video by EiT's Future Schlock & Defenestrator III! 9pm! FREE!

FEAR AND UNCERTAINTY

You can have both! Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

HOLLYWOOD HOT STUFF

Where else can you make tons of money, drive around in a convertible, and get lots of sun and have fun and meet interesting people?



Hey Pittsburgh, we're at Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room tonight with Jacob Ciocci of Extreme Animals/Paper Rad, check it!!

CASH FLOW GENERATOR

This is old news to the Future Schlock faithful, but until now, there was no other version of this on the innernette.

WE HAVE MALLS! WE HAVE...AIRPORTS!

Freshly uploaded from a late night infomercial...what time and channel, I have no idea, but that's how it goes.

This is exactly the kind of place that turns kids into vampire serial killers.

USA!USA!USA!USA!