MAKING CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

THE FUTURE OF 900!

SPOOKY SAYS RELAX!

YOUR LIFE IS SAD!

MICROWAVING RADIOACTIVE SALMONELLA FOR YOUR HOLIDAY FEAST!

MICROWAVE COOKING FOR ONE

MIRACLE WATER!

THE SECRETS TO WEALTH

How do you spot a smooth talking demon?

DANTE'S TV TRIP XII

1-900-786-PALS

Our west coast tour is coming sooooo soon! R u ready? Tickets are on sale now for our 6/6 show in Tucson! GET EM HERE!

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC VI

Remote Control Magic: The Movie is now available on DVD through DanteFontana.com. Buy it today and begin THE SUPER NEW YOU!

KOMMERCIAL KORNER

SPEED READING SEMINAR

Stop reading books the regular way!

THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY!

Short, blind and bad at boiling eggs? There's gotta be a better way!

MACHINE GUNS ARE(N'T) FOR EVERYONE

Hey all you Seattle Sea-Dawgs! Don't forget to check out DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! at Central Cinema tonight! And if you can't make it to the 7pm showing, there is an encore showing at 10pm! Check it out on Facebook and buy your tickets in advance at Central Cinema!

WHO ARE WE?

A collection of commercials recorded during tv court shows. Who are we? Now that’s us. And I don’t have to stab my fingertips anymore.



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

All Dogs Go On Tour! keeps on trucking tonight in Columbia, MO at Ragtag Cinema at 9:45 PM! Buy tickets here!

FLOWBEES & ENCOURAGERS

We missed these two from Rich Juzwiak of fourfour last year, but luckily they still resonate with today's modern audience. Enjoy!

ADD SPRINKLES, LOSE WEIGHT

But how does it work again?

EARN YOUR GET RICH DEGREE TODAY!

WINCHESTER, VA! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT 10PM AT THE ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE CINEMA!

MICROWAVE HELL