THIS GUY HATES DOGS PLAYING POKER!

ART RAP

GERBERT IS TERRIBLE!

IMAGINE THAT!

Just another day in art class.

MEMORY HOLE: ART FACTORY

COSBY CREEPIN'

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE: THE RIDE!

LA! Would you like to ride the ride that is EIT!? Yes, of course you would! Come to this show and be chased by a 10-foot tall monster who projects video out its eye! This is one night only! Tonight from 5-10PM! 125 S AVE 57!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY GOOD POINTS DAY

A "Gerbert Presents" Production

MIKE + MUSEUM = NO WAY!

216 for life!
Check out my new website! Featuring this Commodore's favorite EIT! posts, original videos, drawings, puppets, and more!

THRILLER!

I am honestly fascinated with this video. It's pretty awesome.



And I am proud to present the cover for our latest DVD, beautifully illustrated by the insanely talented Jesse Parrotti! I mean, look at this!  Isn't it fucking beautiful?!

LADY HIN YIN!

In the wonderful tradition of Hin Yin, I am proud to present this VHS Masterpiece by Annie Sprinkle!


Also, I'd like to issue a correction! I had incorrectly credited the score of the Voyage 2 Gilgamesheses! And I double posted one of them! Sorry about that! Life on the road was getting to me I guess. Here they are!

I

Score by Gus

II

Score by Throne of Blood

III

Score by Slick Bishop of Country Death

CAT VIDEOS, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM!

WIZARDS BE PAINTIN'!

And you thought Game of Thrones was awesome...



Thanks to Dan Shelley & Matthew Littlehale for the tape!

2-MINUTE BLACK SPRING BREAK 2: THE SEQUEL!

I wish I could do so many things over in life, I wish I was black, in a fraternity and had gone to Daytona Beach for spring break... anyways, you'll see.

Now for a couple of announcements!

I Airwave Ranger will be screening some EIT exclusive gems at our good friend Greg Barris' show Heart of Darkness this Saturday in New York City! Y'all should come!

Heart of Darkness: Better and Better is THIS SATURDAY, the 20th, 8pm at Union Hall.
Featuring Joe Derosa, Matt McCarthy, Music by The Forgiveness featuring Corrupt Autopilot, Aerial East and NEW BEARD and SPECIAL SECRET GUEST!

TICKETS: ($8 advance/$10 door)

HOD on facebook

ALSO THIS SATURDAY IN CHICAGO! For all you people that are CRAZY about ART, come see my photo in the amazing group show WHAT IF...

YOU'D BE NUTS TO MISS IT!!!

GHOUL SKOOL VS. NEEDLES

Did you guys know we're working very hard on a DVD out this July? Have we mentioned it at all? We're kinda losing it trying to make the BESTEST possible movie for you sexy kids- and I wanted to share what I'm going through with you.




And you know, in all my years of being surrounded by all that is terrible, you wanna know something that isn't? The FINE folks at Velvet Grip Tattoo in West Hollywood! If you're ever in need to get poked or stabbed, ask for Dave and tell them Ghoul Skool sent ya!

PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! EIT IN PROVIDENCE THIS WEEKEND!

Providence, RI, your prayers have been answered. This Saturday, we've got 2 best-of shows JAM PACKED with sing-a-longs, never-before-seen stuff, and perhaps a few of us Terriblites may even appear!

HAPPY EARTHDAY EVE!

PICASSO WAS A PERVERT

WARNING: The following clip is from a saucy rental for high society-types called "The Secret World of Erotic Art". It contains both ancient and classical depictions of "bumping" and "grinding" and may not be suitable for... cave-dwellers.

UPDATE: We have received an email threatening legal action for posting this video, so we had to remove it.

VHS courtesy of Odd Obsession, the greatest video store in the land.

AIRBRUSHING FOR FUN AND PROFIT

Ok, America, let's rent that kiosk in the mall we've always dreamed about and start selling airbrushed beer cozies to the Chinese. Economic crisis SOLVED.

DRUG ART!