YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE!

Seriously though, Hot Dog Heimers is a fuckin' creep. And so are you.



Thanks to Rachel McPadden for the tape!

MIMIN' CREEPS!

BURT REYNOLDS' HOLLYWOOD TALK

Burt Reynolds hangs out with screen legends James Stewart, Ricardo Montalban, Mickey Rooney and Van Johnson.

O-H-I-O

For all of you who did not grow up in Ohio in the 90s here is a little glimpse of what life was like on Saturday mornings in the the Buckeye State.

TREE OF MACHO

For more Short Pockets (including one helluva deal on a digital album), head over to shortpocketsmusic.com. I recommend Razzle Dazzle.

C.O.P.S.

By the way, do you know where/how I can find Crystal Twist in time for Burning Man?



Depending on where you lived and what stations you watched, you may remember this cartoon from Saturday mornings. I think somebody posted almost every episode of this show on YouTube.

NETPOCALYPSE!

The year is 2005. Hardened criminals like Judge Reinhold are trying to destroy the internet and only Scott Bakula can stop them.

3 MINUTE WILDEST DREAMS

Randy Sloan is struggling to write a song for his idol, rock star Russ Calvin. Meanwhile a man in black is trying to kill him. A rock 'n roll adventure about believing in yourself!

10 HOUR LASER EYE STARING CONTEST!

These two are probably the most evenly matched laser eye staring contestants in the business. Place your bets!

CELLBLOCK Q & THE DUMMY HOMOPHOBE

TWOFER! I've had both tapes in my collection for years now- and just realized the only way to make sense of one is by showing you the other all in the same post. Both are equally shocking for completely different reasons.


I can only imagine what the YouTube comments on this baby are gonna be tomorrow morning...


And I keep being told Don Rickles isn't a hatemonger and hates everyone equally, but... For real, dude? You may be a legend but you're also a dickbag.

2-MINUTE BLACK SPRING BREAK 2: THE SEQUEL!

I wish I could do so many things over in life, I wish I was black, in a fraternity and had gone to Daytona Beach for spring break... anyways, you'll see.

Now for a couple of announcements!

I Airwave Ranger will be screening some EIT exclusive gems at our good friend Greg Barris' show Heart of Darkness this Saturday in New York City! Y'all should come!

Heart of Darkness: Better and Better is THIS SATURDAY, the 20th, 8pm at Union Hall.
Featuring Joe Derosa, Matt McCarthy, Music by The Forgiveness featuring Corrupt Autopilot, Aerial East and NEW BEARD and SPECIAL SECRET GUEST!

TICKETS: ($8 advance/$10 door)

HOD on facebook

ALSO THIS SATURDAY IN CHICAGO! For all you people that are CRAZY about ART, come see my photo in the amazing group show WHAT IF...

YOU'D BE NUTS TO MISS IT!!!

BEASEL!

Thanks to Dragon Sound for the source!

DINOSAUR SONG!

2 MINUTE BEACH FEVER

A young Japanese man is set on a quest by his rich father to find the world's best opening line in order to "get the girl." But when he teams up with Kato Kaelin and they stumble upon a magic love potion, insanity ensues.

WORKING OUT WITH CELEBRITIES

HARRY POTTER / DA LAST DON

Finally someone gets to the bottom of how realistic Harry Potter really is.


And now an inspired/inspiring short film by Master P:


Thanks to 23 Wolves for the Master P half-feature length(and a lot of other sweet vhs!)!

MEET JOE AVERAGE - COP!

ADD SPRINKLES, LOSE WEIGHT

But how does it work again?

MEET THE LIL' WILD MAN!

1980 GRAMMY CLUSTERF@&%

This is what happens when Kenny Rogers hosts the Grammys.

JOKE OFF, MISTER FALCON

I can't believe they got Bruce Willis to rerecord his dialogue.


Previously, you melonfarming motorscooter.

GOD BACKWARDS IS DOG

TGIF! Can't stop singing this!


AND This Labor Day Weekend we are screening GOOD BURGER at Cinefamily! Get your tickets now!

HIRE THIS DOG

You were seriously going to let a HUMAN hunt for your mold?


On a personal note, I wish I had more to offer on Dog Week than this, but none of my dog tapes panned out. They were filled with useful, factual information, rendering them useless. Sorry, folks.

MAGIC DOG OR GHOST DOG?

You decide!

CELEBRATE MAN POOCH LOVE!

Special Pooch Week thanks to my Dawg, Al Scorch, for the tape! Woof!

DOG WEEK - DAY 1!

Here it is! The first glimpse into the rest of your existence! This time though, EIT! has gone to the dogz!

A special ARF! to all you responsible poochiez who helped us raise the bonez to get this puppy out of the doghouse! Here's a biscuit! Some doggie klassics from the EIT! vault!