Wednesday, August 17, 2011

BEASEL!



Thanks to Dragon Sound for the source!

26 comments:

  1. Oh my god is Beasel the chick who played Lunette on The Big Comfy Couch? That takes me back

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  2. Do it! dooooo iitttt! WHO WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT FIRE?!

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  3. Did anyone else expect this to turn into some sort of primordial cult indoctrination video for kids talking about the good fire?

    Also, for some reason I was actually for-reals disturbed that Beasel's hands were just bristles.

    (Shut up auto-correct. I know 'Beasel' isn't a real thing)

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  4. Never have I looked so directly into hell

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  5. Unprecedented horror. Good fire.

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  6. Why would a talking paint easel be an expert on fire safety?

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  7. The portrait of Vigo from Ghostbusters II must have been painted on Beasel.

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  8. Every part of this video has me convinced that the easel is a super villain that will be fighting the Doom Patrol any minute.

    @Mike: IT'S NOT MARIA BAMFORD! I would know if Maria Bamford played an easel.

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  9. No one is gonna mention Hector, the Smoke Detector? He's so badass. He'll save your life and then bang your mom. You will thank him for both.

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  10. Meanwhile the teacher is outside banging on the door. "Oh god, we've lost another class! When will it stop?"

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  11. Bravo, EIT! Just when I thought there couldn't be anything more terrifying than Psalty! Shrill-voiced, bristle-handed woman actually makes me pine for the 'ol blue book man.

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  12. Reminds me of "Mr B. Natural"

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  13. I wish I had lesser demons to teach me safety tips when I was in school.

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  14. this just has it all, in all the right amounts. might be too good actually

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  15. All the best artists use 3-pronged brushes.

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  16. I'm so glad they didn't go with John Williams for their score.

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  17. "I'm making a PLAN....

    to steal your souls before you are all consumed by FIRE..!"

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  18. I'm gonna have to agree with Caleb here not enough Hector talk. I mean the man is clearly either Santa or God. Remember kids Hectors watching you touch yourself.

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  19. I think that Everything is terrible needs a rehabilitation hotline. I can't stop watching this crap.

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  20. Red Letter Media exposed me to Beasel.

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    1. Ditto. The kid actors would be 30 + years now. I wonder if they include starring in this masterpiece on their resumes ...

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