Bravo, EIT! Just when I thought there couldn't be anything more terrifying than Psalty! Shrill-voiced, bristle-handed woman actually makes me pine for the 'ol blue book man.
I'm gonna have to agree with Caleb here not enough Hector talk. I mean the man is clearly either Santa or God. Remember kids Hectors watching you touch yourself.
Oh my god is Beasel the chick who played Lunette on The Big Comfy Couch? That takes me back
ReplyDeleteHe never sleeps!
ReplyDeleteDo it! dooooo iitttt! WHO WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT FIRE?!
ReplyDeleteMaria Bamford?
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else expect this to turn into some sort of primordial cult indoctrination video for kids talking about the good fire?
ReplyDeleteAlso, for some reason I was actually for-reals disturbed that Beasel's hands were just bristles.
(Shut up auto-correct. I know 'Beasel' isn't a real thing)
Never have I looked so directly into hell
ReplyDeleteUnprecedented horror. Good fire.
ReplyDeleteWhy would a talking paint easel be an expert on fire safety?
ReplyDeleteThe portrait of Vigo from Ghostbusters II must have been painted on Beasel.
ReplyDeleteEvery part of this video has me convinced that the easel is a super villain that will be fighting the Doom Patrol any minute.
ReplyDelete@Mike: IT'S NOT MARIA BAMFORD! I would know if Maria Bamford played an easel.
No one is gonna mention Hector, the Smoke Detector? He's so badass. He'll save your life and then bang your mom. You will thank him for both.
ReplyDeleteYEPPEROO!
ReplyDeleteGOOD FIRE!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile the teacher is outside banging on the door. "Oh god, we've lost another class! When will it stop?"
ReplyDeleteBravo, EIT! Just when I thought there couldn't be anything more terrifying than Psalty! Shrill-voiced, bristle-handed woman actually makes me pine for the 'ol blue book man.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of "Mr B. Natural"
ReplyDeleteI wish I had lesser demons to teach me safety tips when I was in school.
ReplyDeletePure evil
ReplyDeletethis just has it all, in all the right amounts. might be too good actually
ReplyDeleteAll the best artists use 3-pronged brushes.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad they didn't go with John Williams for their score.
ReplyDelete"I'm making a PLAN....
ReplyDeleteto steal your souls before you are all consumed by FIRE..!"
I'm gonna have to agree with Caleb here not enough Hector talk. I mean the man is clearly either Santa or God. Remember kids Hectors watching you touch yourself.
ReplyDeleteI think that Everything is terrible needs a rehabilitation hotline. I can't stop watching this crap.
ReplyDeleteRed Letter Media exposed me to Beasel.
ReplyDeleteDitto. The kid actors would be 30 + years now. I wonder if they include starring in this masterpiece on their resumes ...
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