Wednesday, August 10, 2011

ADD SPRINKLES, LOSE WEIGHT

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24 comments:

  1. gottagoAugust 10, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    Oh America.

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  2. PhineasAugust 10, 2011 at 8:17 AM

    It works even better when you snort it up your nose.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 10, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    Dr. Evil voice:

    "Riiiigh-t"

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  4. AnonymousAugust 10, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    They got Patti from "Millionaire Matchmaker" -- that's all the endorsement I need. http://youtu.be/DRL7JSvICC0

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  5. andthendougsaidAugust 10, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Is the clip at the beginning real? What is it from?

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  6. Defenestrator III: On Broken GlassAugust 10, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    @andthendougsaid: Yes, it's real. It's from a different ad, but it was too good to go to waste.

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  7. commandercoolAugust 10, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    I like that there's a "sprinkles" tag now.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 10, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    Ride the snake.

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  9. MitchAugust 10, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    You'd lose more weight by living off of rainbow sprinkles.

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  10. mandy_ReevesAugust 10, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    ok...I heard about this from one of my friends at weight watchers. Her co workers are using it...but it is not permanent! This stuff has got to eventually kill you sometime.

    I have lost 119 pounds with weight watchers in 2 and a half years...with 61 pounds more til goal. I don't need a "magic" powder. shit is a friggin snake oil...I don't want to see a few years from now where someone died from this stuff.

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  11. ThefilmBugAugust 10, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    @Mandy Reeves. You are doing the right thing in losing weight. Out of all the programs out there Weight Watchers is tried and true-just a little pricey. Good for you!
    In this case it is not snake oil-it is snake powder.

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  12. NateAugust 10, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    ninja'd by Phinease.

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  13. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    Don't knock the sprinkles.

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  14. Richard WhittallAugust 11, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    "No officer, it was my to go packet of sensa sprinkles!"

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  15. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    It truly is "in-credible".

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  16. e_x_i_tAugust 11, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    I don't know why, but this has got to be one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.

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  17. Mister BoozeAugust 12, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    I love these things. I used to see a commercial for this product called "The almighty cleanse" in the morning before work. Basically it gave you the shits to clean out your colon. The commercial was truly vile, complete with a picture of rubber poo. It was great following that up with an egg McMuffin.

    http://youtu.be/1nYqWkCnE_c

    Enjoy!

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  18. RavenhallowAugust 12, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Mmm, heroin.

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  19. AnonymousAugust 13, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    Thanks Mister Booze, I clicked on that link and now I want to vomit. The most disgusting thing I've ever see and it was all WORDS. They said fecal matter about a million times.

    The Sensa thing is hilarious. Yes sprinkle mystery powder on your disgusting fattening junk food and magically lose weight. It probably does something in your stomach to make you get full faster, but how does that matter if you die of heart disease because of all the shit you are eating? People just don't understand YOU CANNOT EAT WHAT YOU WANT ALL TIME. Not unless you want to die in your 60s.

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  20. Wooly PoundsAugust 17, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Holy crap (probably no pun intended) I remember seeing this a while back on TV. I just remember thinking that it was probably salt or something.


    Oh god, Mr. Booze thank you. I remember watching that whole thing last night with a permanent cringe on my face.

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  21. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    Yes, but does Sensa make you as dull and annoying as all the other weight-loss regimes?

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  22. KatDefAugust 22, 2011 at 3:13 AM

    I am SO happy this is on here.
    I saw this infomercial the other night and thought it would be PERFECT for EIT lolz.

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  23. AnonymousAugust 22, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    Yes, but all that sprinkling might require me to lift my arm.

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  24. emilyMarch 1, 2012 at 2:46 AM

    wait what do you do?

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