Thursday, August 11, 2011

MEET JOE AVERAGE - COP!

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  1. Another film that breaks the rule that all fight scenes should be visibly lit.

    I mean, why not set the exposure for the sky in the background? The foreground action just takes away from the sky narrative.

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  2. Filmed in front of a live hobo audience.

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  3. "What do we got, brony?"

    HOLY SHIT

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  4. Pretty sure that guy in the plaid hat was Uncle Floyd Vivino.

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  5. I love it when intense dialogue scenes are drowned out by extraneous noise. The mic on the camcorder was just a little too far away!

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  6. I was not aware my physics teacher led such a double life.

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  7. Bad homeade movies are fun. I love the sound of that chick's neck breaking. It sounds like a fat bent over and ripped a whole in his pants. Also love the fact that the woman's scream continued after she had clearly stopped screaming on screen.

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  8. Truly, some of the worst acting ever featured on EIT! Move over, Tommy Wyseau, we have a champion. Pure gold.

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  9. My default reaction to a woman screaming is accidentally pulling them on the ground and breaking their neck.

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