Tuesday, August 23, 2011

NETPOCALYPSE!

The year is 2005. Hardened criminals like Judge Reinhold are trying to destroy the internet and only Scott Bakula can stop them.

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25 comments:

  1. MitchAugust 23, 2011 at 4:42 AM

    The Social Network 2 came out in the 90s?

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  2. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    Holy shit the interwebz is in danger!

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  3. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 8:13 AM

    brb I have to save the internet.

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  4. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    My mega-modems need more codecs so I can use my navigator to prevent shutting down all the nets!

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  5. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Maybe Duane can help!

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  6. DoomednucleiAugust 23, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    Oh hey, it's the actor that played Shang Tsung!

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  7. JulianAugust 23, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    Scott Bakula stars as elite Internet wizard saving the Internet in http://WorldWideWebForce (available on VHS only)

    Rated PG for brief Internet-related content.

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  8. Richard WhittallAugust 23, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    I'm really glad they did their technical research. Made it feel really authentic!

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  9. BooDoug187August 23, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    No talks about breaking through a firewall...

    Not internet enough!

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  10. NateAugust 23, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    never before has the internet been described in such glorious detail. Perfect.

    THANKS eit, i have never heard of this movie, but I will be sure to Netflix it if I can (oh who am I kidding. They wouldnt have this).

    Keep up the great work.

    You're Friend,

    (see above)

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  11. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    Does anyone here know any good e-brothel addresses?

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  12. RavenhallowAugust 23, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    VR-Brothels don't bring people closer?

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  13. Dr_StrangeloveAugust 24, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    "This site draws in the freaks."

    More proof that Tom Clancy doesn't know shit about anything beyond, oh, 1989.

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  14. msakalauAugust 24, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    shang tsung in the internet...

    "your url is mine"

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  15. Brandon StocksAugust 24, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    All your internet are belong to us!

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  16. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    The monologue on the sin of internet at the end was actually pretty spot on.

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  17. CalebAugust 26, 2011 at 1:17 AM

    Only one thing could have saved this movie. You guessed it, Eric Roberts!

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  18. kedarguruAugust 26, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    awfully prescient about the 'perversion' bit

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  19. Bitte ZurückbleibenAugust 27, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    I have this full movie of VHS!! yes VHS its that good

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  20. AnonymousAugust 27, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Oh Judge Reinhold, you are the poor man's John Larroquette.

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  21. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Was that Nathan Fillion fist bumping?

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  22. BlueSeptember 18, 2011 at 9:02 AM

    Holy shit, was that black lady CCH Pounder?
    (Word verification: "broppel" :B)

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  23. SimpleJackOctober 30, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    This movie won an Emmy Award. No I am not joking.

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  24. AnonymousNovember 12, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    i wonder what computer brains taste like. maybe i should suck some out.

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  25. emilyMarch 1, 2012 at 2:36 AM

    wow.

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