Wednesday, August 31, 2011

YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE!

Seriously though, Hot Dog Heimers is a fuckin' creep. And so are you.



Thanks to Rachel McPadden for the tape!

14 comments:

  1. Idk what this dude is preaching but he has some old timey, drain the world of color and flavor and cheer, sacrifice everything for order and strength of your tribe, charisma. He also has a aura of hateful, grouchiness about him. He is kind of intriguing even if you hate his world view.

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  2. "matador britches" returns an impressively low 27 hits on google.

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  3. The charisma is overwhelming.

    BTW, is that baby animals video available anywhere in full? That song sounds amazing.

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  4. I went to one of those "passion party" things with some friends once, and they gave us little glittery penis penciltoppers. I kept thinking he had one on his pointer.

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  5. to closedmouth..agreed, that song is the shit..here you can almost make out the whole thing...damn fleshturds:/
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XylUqEaqP9g

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  6. I love my short shorts and matador britches thank you very much.

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  8. "vague fatuities and...gossamer.......fantasies!"

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  9. It's funny. According to wikipedia, Ruckman is pro-choice. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, a pro-choice fundy.


    "I teach that a baby is not a living soul until it breathes. I'm considered a great heretic for teaching that, but then again if a man goes by the King James Bible he's bound to be a heretic these days. And so I don't teach that abortion is murder like the brethren do and for that reason I'm considered a heretic by some of the brethren...Some of the brethren get so hung up on these things you know, they say, 'Abortion is murder; abortion is murder.' They show you pictures. Well they're trying to prove, they're trying to prove that thing looks like a person, it is a person. That's what Darwin taught. You gotta watch that business."

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  10. Ruckman also believes in UFOs and blue aliens with blue blood, black aliens with green blood, and gray aliens with clear blood.[15] Further, he believes the CIA has implanted brain transmitters in children, old people, and African-Americans and that the agency operates underground alien breeding facilities.[16] In 1997, Ruckman claimed that Attorney General Janet Reno had drawn up a list with his name on it and predicted that the "Government Mafia" would make a hit on him during "the next two or three years."

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  11. This guy related to Fred Phelps?

    His voice is identical, I was expecting him to say fags.

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  12. Is $15 seems like a ridiculous price for the Baby Animals Just Want to Have Fun VHS cassette, but I suppose you can't put a price on such things

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  13. For those people asking "who the hell is Hotdog Heimers?", Ruckman is referring to R. L. Hymers. Hymers wrote a 60-page pamphlet known either as "The Ruckman Expose" or "The Ruckman Conspiracy", which you can find in the clunkier, pre-2000 parts of the Internet.

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