Thursday, September 01, 2011

VACUUM UP EVERY SINGLE BINGLE JEW

For those of you who said we only show Christian crap, here's some Jewish junk. A cash prize still awaits the first person who can send us a Muslim kids VHS!



OH! And September is MONDO KIDDO! at Cinefamily! Every Saturday night we are co-hosting an amazing lineup of fucked-up kids' movies, and really, really want you to come! To kick things off we are playing THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE!!! This Saturday at 10!!! With a bunch of the cast in person!

P.S. Kel Mitchell is coming to the Good Burger screening on Sunday! DUDE!
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    I can't figure out if it's racist to think that this is much funnier than most of the Christian ones, as in it tries to be funny and succeeds.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    Of course it's funnier. After all, most comics are Jewish!

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  3. fdfdmaSeptember 2, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    .........okay so sep 3 at 10...............................................Where is it EIT...??

    ...i live in dana point is that close?

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 2:48 AM

    How do they leave Israel?

    Robin Williams candle: By train.

    :o

    :o :o :o

    Was this a nazi germany propaganda film????

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  5. commandercoolSeptember 2, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    That might have been THE WORST thing. I don't know yet. I still can't form coherent thoughts. Dammit EIT, I think you broke my brain.

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  6. Dragon SoundSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    Now I know what caused the clown to cry.

    Also, the Muslim kids VHS sounds like a dare! It's ON!

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  7. TomSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    I don't know about a Muslim kids VHS, but I HAVE seen a Muslim kids cartoon DVD at a halal butcher north of Atlanta.

    Also at that butcher shop: a Muslim rap cd (!) and a Muslim stand-up comedy cd (!!!).

    Unfortunately I was working at the time and couldn't buy anything (long story). I've never regretted that rule more, not even at the Indian grocery store in Tampa with a gigantic Hanuman statue for sale.

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  8. Plastic ExplodingSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    I had no idea The Residents were Jewish.

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    no where near as terrible as psalty and colby....

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  10. RavenhallowSeptember 2, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Truly, all religious children's programming is created equally terrible. Okay, maybe I found that bit with the purple Oscar the Grouch-sounding guy kvetching about his friends to be hilarious...

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  11. CalebSeptember 3, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    I am one horrified Gentile. But you know what, I LIKE IT!

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  12. DonnaSeptember 3, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Wow. Just wow.

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    The song at the end made me all verklempt.

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  14. Mad Flows GrishnackhSeptember 13, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    Am I the only one who thought he sounded Irish at the beginning?

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    Round up all the Jews, huh?

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    only one way outta the vacuum and thats up the smoke-stack

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  17. AnonymousApril 29, 2012 at 6:30 PM

    this is what goes on in Mel Gibson's head

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  18. Sgt. BilbyMarch 12, 2021 at 6:18 PM

    Why delete the clip?

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