Saturday, August 20, 2011

10 HOUR LASER EYE STARING CONTEST!

These two are probably the most evenly matched laser eye staring contestants in the business. Place your bets!
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28 comments:

  1. MichaelAugust 20, 2011 at 6:43 AM

    Thank you for existing, Everything Is Terrible! -- THANK YOU!

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  2. Matthew JAugust 20, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    Don't you mean "9 HOUR, 59 MINUTE, 57 SECOND LASER EYE STARING CONTEST!" ?

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  3. AnonymousAugust 20, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    Matt is right we are SCAMMED out of 3 seconds laser eye staring.

    You guys owe us 3 seconds of laser eye staring.

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  4. RyanAugust 20, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    The amount of sunlight stays the same over the 10 hours? Yeah, right. That's a continuity error. Someone let IMDB know.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 20, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Can I go to the bathroom now?

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  6. AnonymousAugust 20, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    Reminds me of my late marriage.

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  7. MattAugust 20, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    It's said if you watch all 10 hours of this contest you will have either mastered the art of laser eyes or gone completely blind.

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  8. Brandon StocksAugust 20, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    Go to the youtube page to read who wins

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  9. PayoAugust 20, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    @Brandon Stocks

    We all win.

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  10. AnonymousAugust 20, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    I almost choked when I skipped to the ending. Hilarious. Although if I watched the whole ten hours, I would be so pissed.

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  11. Son of DuaneAugust 21, 2011 at 8:02 AM

    This video is the very reason why YouTube was created.

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  12. Defenestrator III: On Broken GlassAugust 21, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    @Matt Janssen & Anonymous: I had to save something for the Director's Cut.

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  13. AnonymousAugust 21, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    I watched the whole thing. I feel sick and depressed and I can still hear the lasers. I was so whacked out by the end I can't even remember who won so I have to watch it again. That's the worst part. The worst part.

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  14. MarkAugust 21, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    Was this on MST3K or something? I could have sworn I saw all 16 hours of this movie...

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  15. rileyAugust 21, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    That was a weak third act.

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  16. AnonymousAugust 21, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    OK, then, best 2 out of 3.

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  17. MitchAugust 21, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    About 7 hours in you can see Duane where the beams meet each other. You can see Duane creating the universe.

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  18. Richard WhittallAugust 22, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    Chances are he fell in a puddle of his own urine at the end.

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  19. AnonymousAugust 22, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    Bless you EIT. I am going to project this onto my neighbors house all night tonight while blaring the audio.

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  20. AnonymousAugust 22, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    Will this get its own 5 disc dvd?

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  21. RavenhallowAugust 22, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    I've got laser eyes. And I know what you're thinking.

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  22. commandercoolAugust 23, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    THANK YOU EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! Thank you for that video.

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  23. cutestcatintheworldAugust 24, 2011 at 4:51 AM

    This is an irresponsible use of lasers. It must be reported to the Advancement of Laser related Film Footage immediately!

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  24. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    SPOILER ALERT!!!

    ...she wins

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  25. AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Personally I found it repetitive and boring. Not nearly worth the 10 hour investment, even if it was free.

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  26. #####August 26, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    You're welcome.

    http://youtu.be/Sr3l3mYZVnA

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  27. AnonymousAugust 27, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    The soundtrack and cheap dialog at the beginning just asks for some rapper to sample it.

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  28. KristilroseAugust 31, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    MY EYES!!!!

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