WE'RE NEWSWORTHY!

Yesterday morning, all the monsters from our Chicago branch appeared on our favorite news show, WGN Morning News!


(A big thanks to the wonderful crew from WGN and to our very own eighth Beatle, Marah E, for making it happen!)

JULY 1ST IT BEGINS!

Chicago! Buy your tickets now! There is a reason to keep on trucking (like those bears from Ratdog Tees), at least until the end of the week. Did we mention that Colby would be there?! Holy Shit! Dance party/dvd release party at Schubas Upstairs after the show! Holy Fucking Shit! Make sure to wash your helmets before you come!



Booya to the world!

DRUDGERY NO MORE!

Part 2 in the ongoing series "Future Schlock's reasons to never have children."

THE QUEST IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

Everything Is Terrible! Live! Presents:

Everything Is Terrible! and the Quest for the Magick Krystal Tour!
featuring an all-new live show and the new movie,
2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift

7/1 - Chicago, IL @ Music Box Theatre (after party @ Schubas upstairs)
7/2 - St. Louis, MO @ Antartica
7/3 - Columbia, MO @ Ragtag Cinema
7/5 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe
7/7 - Nashville, TN @ Mercy Lounge
7/8 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
7/9 - Cincinnati, OH @ Art Damage Lodge
7/10 - Columbus, OH @ Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse
7/11 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/12 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/13 - Detroit, MI @ Burton Theatre
7/15 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn
7/16 - Cleveland, OH @ Capitol Theatre
7/17 - Pittsburgh, PA @ SouthSide Works Cinema
7/19 - Washington DC @ Solly's U Street Tavern
7/20 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
7/22 - New York City, NY @ Public Assembly
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Pianos Lounge (*)
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Magnet Theater (*)
7/24 - Boston, MA @ Coolidge Corner
7/25 - Utica, NY @ The New Uptown Theatre
7/26 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
7/29 - Baltimore, MD @ Jesus Camp (*)
7/30 - Baltimore, MD @ 2640 Saint Paul Street
7/31 - Philadelphia, PA @ Ibrahim Theater at International House
8/2 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity Theatre
8/3 - North Charleston, SC @ Olde North Charleston Picture House
8/4 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
8/5 - Athens, GA @ Cine
8/6 - Gainesville, FL @ Spin Cycle
8/7 - Miami, FL @ Cosford Cinema
8/9 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub
8/10 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar
8/12 - New Orleans, LA @ Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
8/13 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Lake Creek
8/14 - Houston, TX @ Alamo Wesk Oaks
8/15 - San Antonio, TX @ Alamo Westlakes
8/16 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Ritz (*)
8/19 - Albuquerque, NM @ Guild Cinema
8/21 - Denver, CO @ Starz Film Center
8/24 - Tucson, AZ @ The Loft Cinema
8/26 - Tempe, AZ @ MADCAP Theaters
8/27 - San Diego, CA @ Che Cafe
8/28 and 8/29 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Silent Movie Theatre (**)
8/29 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/30 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/31 - Fresno, CA @ The Starline
9/3 - Portland, OR @ The Hollywood Theatre
9/4 - Seattle, WA @ Central Cinema
9/5 - Vancouver, BC @ The Ridge Theater
9/8 - Omaha, NE @ Dundee Theatre
9/9 - Duluth, MN @ Zinema 2
9/10 - Minneapolis, MN @ Cedar Cultural Center
9/11 - Madison, WI @ Project Lodge
9/12 - Milwaukee, WI @ Times Cinema

(*) - 'An Intimate Evening with Everything Is Terrible!'- no 2E2T2 screening
(**) - Everything Is Festival! - A two day extravaganza of EIT!, includes a 2E2T2 screening

MURDER BALLAD OF DAN FITZGERALD

YOU CAN BE A ROBOT TOO

Few things are as beautiful as this. If anyone knows anyone who was a part of making this happen, please let me know. I'm serious...



Oh yeah, and if you haven't pre-ordered our latest DVD yet, remember you can always change. Just tell yourself today is going to be different. Today is the fucking day.

2E2T2 REJECTS: FASHION!

Another deleted scene from 2E2T2 (did we mention it's available for pre-sale?)

2E2T2 REJECT: FOOD!

A deleted scene from 2E2T2 (now on presale)!

WE DID IT!

Since I get off on shade tippin,' this is essentially the hottest thing ever. Yes, I'm sick... And yet you all took part in my perverted fantasy. We clocked in just over 190 people at the event, but can we top it?? See us on tour this summer and try and show LA who's boss.

Yeah, we're packing up the shades and you too will be asked to tip (not to mention be a part of history). That was an amazing start LA, but I know we can top this, America. Won't you join us in our sick game?

WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER!

Get car insurance or a robot assassin will murder you!


FUNTAPES!

HAVE WE MENTIONED THIS??

UPDATE: The show is now SOLD OUT! See you tomorrow, butthorns!

BECOME THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE!

THE BRANSON LEGACY

THE CHURCH LADY!

NEVER BRING A JET TO A GUN FIGHT

We know how to take them down. Spread the word.

MOVE OVER, CHICKEN WING!

Impress all the other soulja boys and girls with these hot, barely choreographed summer dances!


Kids sure love that rappin'.

LOS ANGELES, THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

Folks, I cannot stress the importance of the events that will take place on Saturday, June 19th at The Cinefamily in Los Angeles. An all new show, singing and dancing, the world's largest shade tip in human history, and of course- a sneak peek of our latest movie, '2Everything 2Terrible 2: Tokyo Drift!'. There is so much new crap for us to show you guys, I cannot even believe it. So why not pack a Jerry or two, get high, and come on down to Cinefamily for a hum-dinger of a good time. Did I mention 'Duane Burgers' will be served outside the show? Duane Burgers, folks. And the night is co-presented by the fine folks at Videogum!

Get your tickets, HERE!

VISIT EUREKA SPRINGS!

PARTY NERDS!

NSFW, if your boss is a crusty old dean out to ruin the big 5-year reunion.

NOT ENUFF 2'S!!!

GHOUL SKOOL VS. NEEDLES

Did you guys know we're working very hard on a DVD out this July? Have we mentioned it at all? We're kinda losing it trying to make the BESTEST possible movie for you sexy kids- and I wanted to share what I'm going through with you.




And you know, in all my years of being surrounded by all that is terrible, you wanna know something that isn't? The FINE folks at Velvet Grip Tattoo in West Hollywood! If you're ever in need to get poked or stabbed, ask for Dave and tell them Ghoul Skool sent ya!

THE BIGGEST NEWS OF YOUR LIFE!

Everything Is Terrible! Live! Presents:

Everything Is Terrible! and the Quest for the Magick Krystal Tour!
featuring an all-new live show and the new movie,
2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift

7/1 - Chicago, IL @ Music Box Theatre (after party @ Schubas upstairs)
7/2 - St. Louis, MO @ Antartica
7/3 - Columbia, MO @ Ragtag Cinema
7/5 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe
7/7 - Nashville, TN @ Mercy Lounge
7/8 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
7/9 - Cincinnati, OH @ Art Damage Lodge
7/10 - Columbus, OH @ Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse
7/11 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/12 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/13 - Detroit, MI @ Burton Theatre
7/15 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn
7/16 - Cleveland, OH @ Capitol Theatre
7/17 - Pittsburgh, PA @ SouthSide Works Cinema
7/19 - Washington DC @ Solly's U Street Tavern
7/20 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
7/22 - New York City, NY @ Public Assembly
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Pianos Lounge (*)
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Magnet Theater (*)
7/24 - Boston, MA @ Coolidge Corner
7/25 - Utica, NY @ The New Uptown Theatre
7/26 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
7/29 - Baltimore, MD @ Jesus Camp (*)
7/30 - Baltimore, MD @ 2640 Saint Paul Street
7/31 - Philadelphia, PA @ Ibrahim Theater at International House
8/2 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity Theatre
8/3 - North Charleston, SC @ Olde North Charleston Picture House
8/4 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
8/5 - Athens, GA @ Cine
8/6 - Gainesville, FL @ Spin Cycle
8/7 - Miami, FL @ Cosford Cinema
8/10 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar
8/12 - New Orleans, LA @ Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
8/13 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Lake Creek
8/14 - Houston, TX @ Alamo Wesk Oaks
8/15 - San Antonio, TX @ Alamo Westlakes
8/16 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Ritz (*)
8/19 - Albuquerque, NM @ Guild Cinema
8/21 - Denver, CO @ Starz Film Center
8/23 - Las Vegas, NV @ TBA
8/24 - Tucson, AZ @ The Loft Cinema
8/26 - Tempe, AZ @ MADCAP Theaters
8/28 and 8/29 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Silent Movie Theatre (**)
8/29 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/30 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/31 - Fresno, CA @ The Starline
9/3 - Portland, OR @ The Hollywood Theatre
9/4 - Seattle, WA @ Central Cinema
9/5 - Vancouver, BC @ The Ridge Theater
9/8 - Omaha, NE @ Dundee Theatre
9/9 - Duluth, MN @ Zinema 2
9/10 - Minneapolis, MN @ Cedar Cultural Center
9/11 - Madison, WI @ Project Lodge
9/12 - Milwaukee, WI @ Times Cinema

(*) - 'An Intimate Evening with Everything Is Terrible!'- no 2E2T2 screening
(**) - Everything Is Festival! - A two day extravaganza of EIT!, includes a 2E2T2 screening

JEHOVAH PARK!

The Jurassic Park theme really does make everything sound more exciting.

Great job, Chuck T of Minneapolis! You are TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT! MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE IN '95!

S TO THE W TO THE A TO THE T

Today's TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT video comes from JDobbs Rosa of Los Angeles!



Remember, it's different holding a scope on a live person.

3-MINUTE BOY WONDERZ!

Today's TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT video is from Operator Overload of Decatur, GA! OMG!!!!!

WITH A NAME LIKE KICK OR DIE....

Today's TUFF ENUFF FOR EIT video comes from Patrick Cooper of Salem, MA, aka the Sh1tbird!