TEXAS FANS! TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKERS!

Seriously, folks. We are coming to Texas and we like to party. Hard.

So won't you come and see the EIT gang in Austin and Houston this weekend? We'd really like to meet you guys, get some VHS outlet store tips, good grub, etc. SEE YA THERE, LOVERS!

BUNDLE O' STYLES PRESENTS: BRAIDS!

I miss boring week already.

EIT BREAKING NEWS!!!

Our Terrible World lost a great voice, and a greater hunter in 2006 when tree stand mogul, Bob Hice, ascended God's Metal Pole in the sky to rest for eternity in the safest, most comfortable tree stand known to man.

FIDDLIN' AROUND!

GET TO WORK, TEENS!

Dude, these hip thirty-year-old teens will show you how to make serious bills in the Teen Biz biz. Suuuuweeeet!

HOWARD'S WESTERN STEER FOUR-PART BORING WEEK GRAND FINALE

RICK "CRUSHER" SCHERR AND THE SLUGGERS FROM HOWARD'S WESTERN STEER DISCUSS HITTING FOR POWER


BUDDY SLATER BREAKS DOWN FINER POINTS OF THE SLOW-PITCH KNUCKLEBALL


COACH BOBBY LUTZ AND RUSSELL "ROOSTER" BRADLEY SHIFT THEIR ATTENTION TO THE DEFENSIVE SIDE OF THE BALL


CLOSING REMARKS FROM COACH BOBBY LUTZ AND MR. RICHARD HOWARD HIMSELF

A BORING BATTLE ROYALE!!!

TAKE THE NAP OF DEATH IN THE TREE LOUNGE

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST TERRIBLE THING EVER

What could be worse than this? Honestly, I dare you all to find something worse. Running time on the entire tape: 47 MINUTES. And it's all like this! All of it! She just doesn't stop! For 47 minutes!

THERE ARE SO MANY GODDAMN WAYS TO WIN BINGO

We here at EIT often encounter some of the most eye-gougingly tedious videos ever committed to tape, and every now and then, we have to pass that pain onto you.

Kicking off Boring Week is the return of EIT's resident Las Vegas Guru explaining every possible way to win bingo. Enjoy.



BORING BONUS: Rainbow Spirit!