WHO THE HELL IS JACOB ANDERSON?

Breaking news! This blog was featured in yesterday's Guardian and apparently this site is completely run by Jacob Anderson, which is news to us because we have never heard of this person until this article. So who the hell is Jacob Anderson?

This mystery leaves us with two very important questions:

KEEP THAT 'CRACKER AWAY FROM ME

From "Learn the Art of Whip Cracking Made Easy"



OFFICIAL REMIX CHALLENGE! We are challenging everyone to remix this video to Devo's "Whip It". You have until midnight (PST) on Friday, Sept.18th, to submit your video as a response. Entries will be judged by the founding members of Everything Is Terrible and the winner will be posted on our site. So yeah. Get to... crackin'...

UPDATE!!! Nobody wins the official remix challenge because we got no entries! Terrible job, everybody!!!

DON'T FORGET THAT NAME!

I swear that up until the bumper at the end, I did not once repeat a clip. The full length VHS is also only 10 minutes long.



JUST FOR KIDZ!
Can you count the correct number of times they say the word "IMITREX" in this video? The first person to leave a comment with the answer receives a special secret prize! For real!

UPDATE!!!
Congratulations to Kyle of Los Angeles, CA!! You win with a correct guess of 40!

ADVANCED DOS STRATEGIES!

A BRIEF HISTORY OF JOCK JAMS

Remember, kids, if you really want to break into the music business, practice your ballwork.

Meet the Chicago 6, Chicago's own professional athlete supergroup!


And New Jack Swing, who will blow your mind on the court and the charts...or something...

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!: THE MOVIE HITS STORES

New York! You can now get Everything is Terrible!: The Movie for $15 at the greatest porn/kung fu/"terrible" VHS store in the East Village, Blue Door Video. If you are in the neighborhood and want to save yourself $5 on our DVD and also want a neon green strap on and a copy of Ichi the Killer this is the place to be!



Blue Door Video, 1st Ave. Between 5th & 6th Sts.

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And for those of you who think that Midwest is best, Everything Is Terrible!: The Movie is also available at these fine Chicago retailers:

Quimby's, 1854 W North Ave.
Chicago Comics, 3244 N Clark St.
Permanent Records, 1914 W Chicago Ave.
Brainstorm, 1648 W North Ave.
...you can even rent it at our beloved Odd Obsession Video, 1822 N. Milwaukee Ave!!!

AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A GREAT SOLAR POWERED BOAT...

In his adulthood, Eddie was going to fix the economic downturn, solve the energy crisis, and end world hunger. But then Eddie tried crack.

INFOMERCIAL HELL

Big thanks to our new friends over at Funny or Die. Go vote on this video so we don't die!

THE (2-MINUTE) SKATEBOARD KID

It's not Dom DeLuise popping an ollie -- but it's close.

SHOW OFF HOW TO BE ANNOYING AND CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE AT PARTIES!