OIL MEN SAVE THE EARTH!

OPEN YOUR HEART AMERICA!

EARTH DAY AT DISNEY WORLD '95

R.I.P. 2011: WRONG MAN (FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE INTERN-THING)

In some ways, this is the year I became a man.

I learned how to smack myself to lose weight:


I learned that only pastors should touch you before marriage:


I learned that certain types of flies can turn you into a zombie:


I learned how dangerous biker mice can be:


I learned that John Ritter fucking hated us all:


And most importantly, I learned absolutely nothing:


Happy End of Days, everyone!

ITS EARTH WEEK AND RITTER IS PISSED

This one goes out to my mentor-thing, Commodore Gilgamesh, or as I like to call him "the John Ritter of my generation."

This one also goes out to Slick Bishop, who once lost a rap battle in Athens, Ohio by dissing John Ritter a week after his death. He could have won, too.

EARTH DAY: HOLLYWOOD STYLE

WELCOME TO ERF... DAY

E.T. is a fearmonger, plain and simple. He is getting rich of global warming hysteria and with the media's help. Go back to your home planet, you fucking warm-profiteer.

YOU LOST, HIPPIES!

Doc Brown + Doogie + Golden Girls + Carl Sagan + ET + Robin Williams + Heavy D + Way too many stars I couldn't cram into this video = Meh. How is that possible?!



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