THE JERRY MAGUIRE PYRAMID




After collecting over 30,000 Jerry Maguire VHS tapes in the last 13 years and building The Jerry Maguire Video Store; EIT!'s Jerry project is finally reaching the next level. We are in the early stages of planning The Jerry Maguire Pyramid, which is where all the Jerrys will live forever. It will be a permanent structure in the The Great American Desert. Help fund the construction by donating here. You can read about the project on The NYTimes, The Paris Review, CNN, and VICE. This joke is getting very real.



This is the stupidest incarnation of the American Dream and it must be realized. 

Learn more about the pyramid here. 


     Pyramid designs by Bureau Spectacular 

EIT! + Jerry Maguire = Our World's Only Hope

Here at EIT!, we have a special history with the Jerry Maguire. Since 2008, we've been finding and harboring wild packs of Jerrys in their native thrift store habitat with our patented Maguirewatches, and during that time, we've started a Jerry sanctuary to preserve these sacred artifacts of our once great civilization. Our goal is to collect every single living Jerry Maguire VHS tape and deliver them to their final resting place, a pyramid in the desert, but we need your help. If you or somebody you know has a VHS copy of Jerry Maguire that needs a loving home, please donate it to us now (via USPS media mail) at:

Everything is Terrible!
P.O. Box 50825
Los Angeles, CA 90050 USA

Don't let another orphaned Jerry sit forgotten in a cold, dark bargain bin. Send it home to a pyramid in the desert, where it belongs. Bless you.

CURRENT JERRY COUNT: 33,145


JERRY DONATION LEADER BOARD
          1. Alex McNeely - 1478
          2. The Jerry Syndicate - 755
          3. Totally Patty - 600
          4. The First Place Coolguys - 570
          5. Moose & Squirrel & Friends - 486
          6. Team Doom - 446
          7. Belcourt Theatre - 455
          8. Jeff Swanson - 359
          9. BloodyAdored - 324
          10. Mr. Mapother's Florida Home - 313
          11. Destination-a-Go-Go - 260
          12. Bron Sage & Friends - 245
          13. Nick Coers - 225
          14. Toby Keith Urban - 218
          15. Superbody - 215
          16. Gila Teen - 214
          17. Philip Conroy - 208
          18. Brad and Phil - 200
          19. Travis & Trina- 181
          20. cdirt - 180
          21. Landon & Dinunzio Attorneys at Flaw - 175
          22. Shaun and Sarah - 161
          23. Caleb MakeLove - 160
          24. Sun-Ray Cinema - 159
          25. Tom Rombouts - 150
          26. Joseph William Simmons - 140
          27. Ted Trager - 140
          28. Mika & James - 139
          29. Austin Karp - 139
          30. Kaylan Mitchell - 139
          31. Those Who Wander - 139
          32. Dennis Jenkins - 137
          33. Elizabeck Paredes - 135
          34. Pizazz! and Hags! - 134
          35. Track Attack! - 133
          36. Paula Guthat - 128
          37. Laura Keeney & Carson Pelo - 128
          38. qk - 125
          39. Abertooth Lincoln - 120 
          40. Jesse Thompson - 114
          41. George Bush's Yu-gi-oh! - 114
          42. Pam Christensen - 106
          43. Kate McNamee - 102
          44. Tony Northside - 101
          45. Jon Monat - 100
          46. LOSERS↓ - 100
          47. Paige and Alex - 100
          48. Becky & Kyle - 97
          49. JONATHAN WIDRO - 95
          50. Lesley and Scott - 91
          51. Craig and Danny - 82
          52. Jerry Poppin' Daddies - 81
          53. Fashion Jerk - 76
          54. Ravenhallow - 75
          55. Jay Strode - 74
          56. Michael June - 71
          57. WOOD -71
          58. Emily Irwin - 70
          59. Brians Markey - 69
          60. Charles Weaver - 69
          61. Justin Klenk - 67
          62. Barbarian Rage Podcast - 66
          63. Teal Deer - 65
          64. Reed Zephier - 64
          65. Xander - 63
          66. Philly AIDS Thrift - 62
          67. Wayne Duane - 60
          68. Kevin Taylor - 59
          69. Gig Tapes - 59
          70. Gus's Pizza - 58
          71. Eric - 57
          72. Frankie Crescioni - 57
          73. Jam Squad - 56
          74. Capt. Blo - 56
          75. Trevor Clifford - 56
          76. tto - 55
          77. Reid and Stephanie - 55
          78. Prosper Lost - 55
          79. Bret and Pete - 54
          80. The Permit Group - 53
          81. Will Wagner - 52
          82. biruboto - 51 
          83. Patches McGhee - 51
          84. Nik Jacobs - 50
          85. Doug in PA - 49
          86. Steve and Hannah - 47 
          87. Drunkle Phil & The Trash People - 46
          88. Veronica Trapani - 46
          89. Vanpire Chronicles - 46
          90. Devon - 45
          91. Mark Lee - 45
          92. Johnny Barrett - 43
          93. Fair Day Techno Parade 43
          94. Nicholas Gniadek - 43
          95. Jim Parcel - 42
          96. Kristie Garvin - 42
          97. Adam Trash - 42
          98. Jack Shaughnessy - 42
          99. James Patrick Thomas - 41
          100. Dhariq Juursqu/Tjaar Mescu - 40
          101. Wolf Dawg Marlow - 40
          102. Erin Korris - 40
          103. Neightduke - 40
          104. Brian Kelly - 39
          105. Mellowcheddar - 39 
          106. The Crafty Mofos - 38
          107. Ryan King - 38
          108. Charles Peckham - 38
          109. D - 38
          110. Robert Fredick - 38
          111. The Miami Diamond Roller Girls - 37
          112. Bikini Mafia - 37
          113. Anthony Lamitina - 37
          114. Carolyn - 37
          115. Ben "Duane" Osuna - 36
          116. Linc and Drake - 36
          117. Kelly - 36
          118. P'rry Drew - 36
          119. Kelly - 36
          120. Declan S. Keefe - 36
          121. Brandon Brewer - 36
          122. Mr. James Thomas - 36
          123. LRPARK - 35
          124. Tony Mills - 35
          125. KyKy Vanderpump - 34
          126. Estudio Vitrina - 34
          127. Forbes from NC 27284 - 34
          128. Disfit86 - 33
          129. Mace Industries - 33
          130. Michael Boggs - 33
          131. Mike d/TQR&R - 33
          132. Maximum Lame - 32
          133. Rob - 32
          134. In Memory of Henry P Cat - 32
          135. Travis Neal -32
          136. Michael Jonathan Maxwell - 31
          137. Nihilist - 31
          138. Corwin Parker - 31
          139. Declan - 31
          140. Thadeus Buttons - 30
          141. Trax N Wax - 30
          142. TVNutboy - 30 
          143. Andrew Hintzen - 30
          144. Chelsea Bingiel - 30
          145. Eddie Bridges - 30
          146. Justin K Comer - 30
          147. Chase Coney - 30 
          148. Nik Caesar - 30
          149. Fenley - 29
          150. Maria and Anthony - 29
          151. Shaun McGrath - 28
          152. Bruce Longo - 28
          153. K. Kitkowski- 27
          154. CHAVEZ/D'ANGELO - 27
          155. Ryan Ubias - 27
          156. Dano mofuckin combs yo - 27
          157. Lauren Baumann - 27
          158. Deal Metzget - 27
          159. Tim Getting - 27
          160. Adam Kaiser & Jane Guberud - 27
          161. Andrew Matovina - 27
          162. Asher Ernsberger & Andrew George - 26
          163. eafngot - 26
          164. Richard Vitamanti - 26
          165. CHW - 26
          166. Gabriel and Malik - 26
          167. The Brandy Brunch - 25
          168. Eric Windt - 25
          169. Myles Oppermann - 25
          170. Jordan Martin - 25
          171. Nicholas Leon - 25
          172. C1 - 25
          173. Alan Weber - 25
          174. Hawaiian - 24
          175. Ed & Mak - 24
          176. Gallo - 24
          177. Steph Sugar & Dan Gutierrez - 24
          178. Tall Bike Tommy - 24
          179. 23 Wolves - 23
          180. Steve + Syd - 23
          181. Brooks Allison - 22
          182. Sandi Fontenot - 22
          183. Team Poodles - 21
          184. Chic-a-go-go - 21
          185. Caleb Darnell - 21
          186. Alan Weber - 21
          187. Joel Fennimore - 21
          188. Casey and Lita - 21
          189. William Blase - 21
          190. Chris "Grandpa Claws" Radey - 21
          191. Video Central + Chris - 20
          192. Team Cedrick - 20
          193. Frankie Barnes - 20
          194. TAG - 20
          195. Monica Daniels - 20
          196. Caleb Brasher (for Class President) - 20
          197. Dabos - 20
          198. Role Playing Public Radio - 19
          199. The Mormons - 18
          200. Giddeon and Skibbles - 18
          201. Kevin Misiuda - 18
          202. Brady Daley - 18
          203. Caleb Brasher - 18
          204. Madison Forbes - 17
          205. Elizabeth Halbrook - 17
          206. Andrew Hartman - 17
          207. Gurer Gundondu - 17
          208. Emi from DTV - 17
          209. Jamie Carpenter & Ross Payne - 17 
          210. Cory - 17
          211. Graham Moore - 17
          212. Matt Tedrow - 17
          213. South of Ridiculous - 16
          214. Rick Nordeen - 16
          215. Troy Jones & Jeremy Clark - 16
          216. Sophia Tarabicos - 16
          217. Erica Jennings - 15
          218. Travis McQuarter - 15
          219. Keifer Dallison - 15
          220. Alex Biellawski - 15
          221. Derick Shular - 15
          222. Ostrom - 15
          223. Counting Stars LLC - 15
          224. Heather Welborn - 15
          225. Slea - 14
          226. Adam Morgan - 14
          227. Rachel McPadden - 14
          228. Team HEINTJE!!! - 14
          229. Don Jeremy - 14
          230. Dan - 14
          231. Peter Rinaldi - 14
          232. Ulyssess Canton - 14
          233. Trey Koger - 14
          234. Pupchuli - 14
          235. T.J. & Allison - 13
          236. Daniel Spilatro - 13
          237. Lexington Film League - 13
          238. John Phillips - 13 
          239. Ethan and Ashley Brehm - 13
          240. Sarah Evans - 13
          241. LOSERS ↑ - 13
          242. Molly Brown - 13
          243. Dante Graziani - 13
          244. Mike Duffield - 12 
          245. Greg Ochaba - 12
          246. The Cox Family - 12
          247. Da Bos - 12
          248. Jamie Hott - 12
          249. Gus Tyson - 12
          250. Jared Busch - 12
          251. Steve Norris - 11
          252. Kevin Best - 11
          253. MagWHYre we doing this? - 11
          254. Carson Story & Ross Wagenhofer - 11
          255. Travis McQuater - 11
          256. Josh F. and Lauren L. - 11
          257. Mike and Kate - 11
          258. Ben and Connie Berg - 11
          259. Ronald Cates - 11
          260. Travis Plamp -11
          261. John Maruschak - 11
          262. The Where's Jim Band - 11
          263. Bri Bri Pizzazz & Hags - 11
          264. Bert Terrific - 11
          265. B. Villa - 11
          266. Christopher Schultz - 10
          267. Kevin Carlton - 10
          268. Curtis Byrne - 10
          269. Brendan Larkin -10
          270. Judy Nanney - 10
          271. Cole Corey - 10
          272. TED - 10
          273. The Electric Bastards - 10 
          274. Cal Steele - 10
          275. Linda Ackerman - 10
          276. David "Anarchy" Chang - 10'
          277. Chase Barrow - 10
          278. R. Phillip Provencio - 10
          279. Frances Ebick - 10
          280. Joseph Fantozzi - 10
          281. Stephen - 10
If you donated 10 or more Jerrys and you're not on the leader board, email us at everythingisterriblelive at gmail with your name and total donation!

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