2010 was nothing short of spooktacular, mainly thanks to you guys and your support for us at EIT. Gosh, remember the tour? The DVD? That book? That time a dude wore our shirt in that porn?
And if you thought this year was all we had in us, 2011 is going to blow your doggie mind. But for now, here are some of my favs from the last 12 months. Thanks, y'all!
Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
R.I.P. 2010: YONDER VITTLES!
EAT WELL!
"Griffith Laboratories food scientists’ industrial knowledge will support you in creating optimum products. They deliver succulence to the matrix and crispiness to the coating."
DANCE!
TRAVEL!
"What kind of a life does the person have, to edit (and horribly I might add) a fifteen year old video to make it look worse than it actually is? Give me a video of when you were a kid and I'll make you and your parents and your grandma look stupid too."
PROTECT YOURSELF!
Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.
"Griffith Laboratories food scientists’ industrial knowledge will support you in creating optimum products. They deliver succulence to the matrix and crispiness to the coating."
DANCE!
TRAVEL!
"What kind of a life does the person have, to edit (and horribly I might add) a fifteen year old video to make it look worse than it actually is? Give me a video of when you were a kid and I'll make you and your parents and your grandma look stupid too."
PROTECT YOURSELF!
Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
R.I.P. 2010: FUTURE SCHLOCK!
2010! Whatta year! Besides Tuff Enuff for EIT! and the Quest for the Magick Crystal, we had slammers of darkness (and slammers of light),
pregnant men,
and of course 2010 was the Year of the ET Ripoff!
For the record, Mormons, I don't care if this was "supposed to be funny", it's still Terrible.
And let us never forget the little man in the boat.... (Rewarning: Clitty Ann is NSFMW)
Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.
pregnant men,
and of course 2010 was the Year of the ET Ripoff!
For the record, Mormons, I don't care if this was "supposed to be funny", it's still Terrible.
And let us never forget the little man in the boat.... (Rewarning: Clitty Ann is NSFMW)
Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
R.I.P. 2010: COMMODORE GILGAMESH!
Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.
Monday, December 27, 2010
R.I.P. 2010: DEFENESTRATOR III
As 2010 draws to a close, we're going to spend this week looking back at our favorites from the past year. Let us fondly remember O'10 as the year we became teen ninjas...
...met our Alaskan drifter soulmate...
...spent a very awkward space journey with a Klingon...
...reminisced with the radical fresh ghosts of hipness past...
...discovered a way to do yoga without worshiping Satan...
...and we were repeatedly thrown through windows for no reason.
We'll miss ya, 2010! Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.
...met our Alaskan drifter soulmate...
...spent a very awkward space journey with a Klingon...
...reminisced with the radical fresh ghosts of hipness past...
...discovered a way to do yoga without worshiping Satan...
...and we were repeatedly thrown through windows for no reason.
We'll miss ya, 2010! Please leave your favorites from the past year in the comments and we'll tally up your votes this weekend.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
MERRY X-MAS FROM EIT!
Bored out of your mind this Christmas? Live in LA? Then don't miss this!
AND CHECK OUT HOW AWESOME OUR NEW GLOW IN THE DARK POSTERS ARE!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, FOLKS!
AND CHECK OUT HOW AWESOME OUR NEW GLOW IN THE DARK POSTERS ARE!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, FOLKS!
Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
IT'S TIME FOR CAT MASSAGE (FAN ART)!
Christmas came early this year here at EIT! headquarters, thanks to this masterpiece by our friend Sera in Portland!
SANTATROCITIES!
Man, Santa is a creep. He watches you constantly, puts your name on a secret list, and breaks into your house while you sleep.
Way less creepy are our friends from the Vancouver SantArchy/SantaCon, who took a break from their duties as harbringers of the coming santapocalypse this year with the WORLD FAMOUS EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
Good job guys! A special Xmas shout out to Napalm Dragon, who made it happen!
Way less creepy are our friends from the Vancouver SantArchy/SantaCon, who took a break from their duties as harbringers of the coming santapocalypse this year with the WORLD FAMOUS EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
Good job guys! A special Xmas shout out to Napalm Dragon, who made it happen!
Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
SQUIRREL-TREE LOVE RAP!
You asked for the Chipper Love Rap - now here it is! Enjoy your Conifer Holocaust turkeys!
FLORIDA FANS!
Floridians! Our best friend and tour cohort Greg Barris is back in Florida tearing it up with two amazing shows. The Heart of Darkness will be performing in Tampa and Orlando on 12/18-12/22 at the Creative Loafing Space and The Social. Along with fellow comedians Pedro Lima, Rory Scovel from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, musical guests Set and Setting and host Ricky Reyes. The show on the 20th will feature $10 tickets with a portion of the proceeds going to the Make A Wish Foundation of Tampa).
YOU'D BE A BIG DUMMY TO MISS THESE SHOWS.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/event.php?eid=169501926418067
Monday December 20th 730 doors 8pm show Heart of Darkness at the Creative Loafing Space in Tampa 1911 N 13th St
Tampa, Florida 33605
$10 at the door $8 advanced
BUY TICKETS ONLINE:
http://lasso.bigcartel.com/product/heart-of-darkness-tampa-12-20-10
Greg Barris
Pedro Lima
Rory Scovel
w/ host Ricky Reyes and special guest band SET and SETTING (facebook.com/setandsetting)
Wednesday Heart of Darkness Orlando at the Social 8pm doors 8:30show 54 North Orange Avenue
Orlando, FL 32801
$10 at the door $8 advanced
BUY TICKETS ONLINE:
http://lasso.bigcartel.com/product/heart-of-darkness-orlando-wed-12-22-10
Greg Barris
Pedro Lima
Rory Scovel
w/ host Patrick Garrity, special guest Carmen Morales and musica TBA
YOU'D BE A BIG DUMMY TO MISS THESE SHOWS.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/event.php?eid=169501926418067
Monday December 20th 730 doors 8pm show Heart of Darkness at the Creative Loafing Space in Tampa 1911 N 13th St
Tampa, Florida 33605
$10 at the door $8 advanced
BUY TICKETS ONLINE:
http://lasso.bigcartel.com/product/heart-of-darkness-tampa-12-20-10
Greg Barris
Pedro Lima
Rory Scovel
w/ host Ricky Reyes and special guest band SET and SETTING (facebook.com/setandsetting)
Wednesday Heart of Darkness Orlando at the Social 8pm doors 8:30show 54 North Orange Avenue
Orlando, FL 32801
$10 at the door $8 advanced
BUY TICKETS ONLINE:
http://lasso.bigcartel.com/product/heart-of-darkness-orlando-wed-12-22-10
Greg Barris
Pedro Lima
Rory Scovel
w/ host Patrick Garrity, special guest Carmen Morales and musica TBA
Friday, December 17, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
KRISTMAS IN CHICAGO!
EIT!, Terrible Claus, and the whole gang are back again this year with that timeless classic, the Everything Is Terrible! Holiday Special! We'll be showing all of your holiday favorites along with a heapin' mess of new classics! Terrible Claus will have Terrible gifts for anyone who wants 'em! Al Scorch will be playing a special holiday set! Decorations! Bad videos! Fun! Caroling kitties! And it is all free! God bless us, everything!
Here's a lil' sumptin' from the belly of The Commodore to get those holiday juices a' pumpin!
Here's a lil' sumptin' from the belly of The Commodore to get those holiday juices a' pumpin!
Saturday, December 11, 2010
DER KRUMPUS SALE! + YETI MAG!
Fellas! Wanna get really excited about something your girl will probably beg you to stop halfway through? Ladies! Wanna creep out your co-workers by showing your affection for something that skews male according to a VH1 executive? Well, Der Krampus has been watching all y'all, and promises to deliver this holiday season! NEW EIT CAT SHIRT!* NEW GLOW IN THE DARK SCREENPRINTED POSTER!* SALE ON ALL ITEMS! IT ALL STARTS TODAY!
And as a special gift, all orders will come with a bonus DVD of the newly expanded EIT Holiday Special. It includes all the specialness of last year's edition plus several new videos for this year! And if you just want the Holiday Special, it's also on sale separately for only $5! You can't lose! Don't even try to lose!
ALSO! WE TOOK OVER THIS ISSUE OF YETI MAGAZINE!
Thanks to the coolest dude in the world, Mike McGonigal over at Yeti Publishing, we went apeshit and did 36 PAGES of art, writing, photos, and all sorts of Jerry Maguoria! He even let us do the cover! Order now and make it the perfect stocking stuffer, or just stock your own stuff by getting a copy for yourself.
*pre-order them now in our store!
And as a special gift, all orders will come with a bonus DVD of the newly expanded EIT Holiday Special. It includes all the specialness of last year's edition plus several new videos for this year! And if you just want the Holiday Special, it's also on sale separately for only $5! You can't lose! Don't even try to lose!
ALSO! WE TOOK OVER THIS ISSUE OF YETI MAGAZINE!
Thanks to the coolest dude in the world, Mike McGonigal over at Yeti Publishing, we went apeshit and did 36 PAGES of art, writing, photos, and all sorts of Jerry Maguoria! He even let us do the cover! Order now and make it the perfect stocking stuffer, or just stock your own stuff by getting a copy for yourself.
*pre-order them now in our store!
Friday, December 10, 2010
THE BALLAD OF SHOTGUN JONES
Big thanks to 23 Wolves for sending us this magic crystal. I highly recommend the feature-length version, which is kinda like "Miami Vendetta" sharing a one room apartment with "Bad Boys II". If you can imagine.