Man, Santa is a creep. He watches you constantly, puts your name on a secret list, and breaks into your house while you sleep.
Way less creepy are our friends from the Vancouver SantArchy/SantaCon, who took a break from their duties as harbringers of the coming santapocalypse this year with the WORLD FAMOUS EIT! HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
Good job guys! A special Xmas shout out to Napalm Dragon, who made it happen!
"This is a private video."
ReplyDeleteAfter hearing "Dickson" being named for one of the reindeer by several of the children, I wonder if Pedobear directed this video.
ReplyDeleteKids are terrible.
ReplyDeletethere's no way that no kid knows how to use a sewing machine.
ReplyDelete@slick bishop If he was from Vietnam or India he would
ReplyDeleteAlso I remember when I got my N64 my dad came home from Atlanta dropped it off and went away again. You think it would be sad but i GOT A NINTENDO 64!
Dickson!
ReplyDelete..Whatbout Dickson?
ReplyDeleteOr is it DIXON (his robotic counterpart)
Everyone knows the reindeer's name is Nixon.
ReplyDeleteScarlett Pomers !
ReplyDeleteBesides the girl whose eyes are so wide-set that she appears to be a funhouse reflection, my favorite part was the little girl asking for screwdrivers. There's just something about her devious intonation that makes we wonder about her purpose for said tools.
ReplyDeleteCan we add a BEARD tag?
ReplyDeleteSanta refers to Santa in the third person. Chicks dig it.
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