I'll admit, within the first 20 seconds I though chipper was a sexy dame squirrel.. then I realized it was just a squeaky annoying kid squirrel with effeminate features. Common mistake, right?
Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion must excite your languid spleen, An attachment à la Plato for a bashful young [conifer], or a not-too-French French [pine tree].
And ev'ryone will say, As you walk your flow'ry way, "If he's content with a vegetable love Which would certainly not suit me, Why, what a most particularly pure young [squirrel] This pure young [squirrel] must be."
If it makes Chipper feel better it's a felony to cut down trees in a state park, so the dad probably got like a huge fine. Of course it won't bring Chipper's lover back but you know, it's something.
Gotta love the "Fuck me" eyes on that squirrel...not to mention the "Genocide" tag.
ReplyDeleteWhat, no "Homeless Squirrel" tag?
I have never seen Christmas from a squirrel's perspective, still don't care CUT THE FUCKING TREE DOWN
ReplyDeleteSo that's how they make chipped ham.
ReplyDeleteUp until a certain point, I thought Chipper was another squirrel...
ReplyDeleteThat dad has mad changing-the-subject skillz.
ReplyDeleteKind of sounds like Jan Terri doing the squirrel's vocals.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M
Thank you for leaving out the rappin' squirrel scene.
ReplyDeleteChipper looks like some crossbreed mutant. I think Chipper's dad was a squirrel and his mom was a chipmunk.
ReplyDeleteNightmare Fuel, omg.
ReplyDeleteI'll admit, within the first 20 seconds I though chipper was a sexy dame squirrel.. then I realized it was just a squeaky annoying kid squirrel with effeminate features. Common mistake, right?
ReplyDeleteThen a sentimental passion
ReplyDeleteof a vegetable fashion
must excite your languid spleen,
An attachment à la Plato
for a bashful young [conifer],
or a not-too-French French [pine tree].
And ev'ryone will say,
As you walk your flow'ry way,
"If he's content with a vegetable love
Which would certainly not suit me,
Why, what a most particularly pure young [squirrel]
This pure young [squirrel] must be."
If it makes Chipper feel better it's a felony to cut down trees in a state park, so the dad probably got like a huge fine. Of course it won't bring Chipper's lover back but you know, it's something.
ReplyDeleteThat's one crazy theology they got there...
ReplyDeleteeit where did u find this beautiful garbage gahhhhh
ReplyDeletethis is like almost as bad as spykids3/sharkboyandlavagirl
"But I thought you my friend."
ReplyDeleteThat had me laughing so hard the cat came in to chastise me for waking her up.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, this does exist. It's not just some terrible christmas nightmare from my childhood!
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