Friday, December 17, 2010

STEP AWAY FROM THE CHRISTMAS TREE!

15 comments:

  1. Cut your Star Trek ornament budget in half and buy a real tree.

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  2. You would certainly get a natural, life-like appearance with a natural, life-like ACTUAL TREE.

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  3. Building artificial trees gives me diarrhea.

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  4. Nah, no OCD-Tree for me this year.

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  5. I wonder how much the actress got paid for this movie. She's kinda hot--I liked her black tights.

    I wonder who the narrator was...her grandmother?

    I have to say, my tree this year looks completely unprofessional. It looks like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree (the restored version).

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  6. and they said "happy holidays" at the end.... just in case you were decorating a Hanukkah Bush.

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  7. A slightly edited video of putting together a fake tree?

    THAT'S KOMEDY!

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  8. this is an instructional video meant to inform its audience in the proper method of professionally shaping a permanent holiday tree. this video is only as informative, insightful, funny or nostalgic to you as you allow it to be.

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  9. Shouldn't you put the skirt around the base BEFORE you go hog-wild with the decorating... so you don't have to slither around like an animal avoiding broken ornaments afterward. I don't even put up a tree and that seems like the logical thing to do.

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  10. The unexamined tree is not worth bunting

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  11. STEP BACK FROM THE TREE, PUT THE SWAG DOWN AND YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

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  12. You know, it's July, but I'm really pining for the holidays...

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  13. Yule definitely want to buy an artificial tree after seeing this video.

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