Big thanks to 23 Wolves for sending us this magic crystal. I highly recommend the feature-length version, which is kinda like "Miami Vendetta" sharing a one room apartment with "Bad Boys II". If you can imagine.
What's really sad is that I have so many bad movies I haven't watched, and this is one of them. So it's easy for me to take you guys up on the whole "watch it in its entirety" thing.
The strange thing about Staurt Chapin in this video is not that he needs a haircut, it's that he's actually really hot when he has his hair back in a pony tail, but sort of not at all hot when he lets it hang around his face. It would be better for all concerned if his character was "Scunci Jones."
Anyway you should all probably look at his website and his cancer blog, in which the photos reveal that he aged really well -- i mean, in my humble opinion, but I always go weak in the knees for a ginger beard -- until, y'know, he got cancer.
Double posting! After I came, my mind cleared - of course! And I just realized they must have loosely based this character on Indiana Jones, by the hair and jacket.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for making my Friday. I'm off to find a shotgun, beard, and minority partner who stumbles his lines.
ReplyDeleteSo is this movie what inspired that LMFAO song with Lil' Jon?
ReplyDeleteWhat's really sad is that I have so many bad movies I haven't watched, and this is one of them. So it's easy for me to take you guys up on the whole "watch it in its entirety" thing.
ReplyDeleteThe strange thing about Staurt Chapin in this video is not that he needs a haircut, it's that he's actually really hot when he has his hair back in a pony tail, but sort of not at all hot when he lets it hang around his face. It would be better for all concerned if his character was "Scunci Jones."
ReplyDeleteAnyway you should all probably look at his website and his cancer blog, in which the photos reveal that he aged really well -- i mean, in my humble opinion, but I always go weak in the knees for a ginger beard -- until, y'know, he got cancer.
Let's all donate to his "laptop fund"!
One of the best/terriblest things i've seen on in a while. MY GOD. I need to get my hands on this.
ReplyDeleteSweater Vest Jones
ReplyDeleteI'm with Grrg on this one. Also I've had enough shot(GUN!)s of bourbon to find this 3 minute movie AWESOME. It's classic so-bad-it's-good.
ReplyDeletehigh five intern. you've out done yourself. they should really start paying you! at least school credit!
ReplyDeleteWow this movie comes built-in with its own drinking game -- it tells you when to take shots. This might be the greatest thing ever.
ReplyDeleteLOL Marionette dance for people getting shot :-P
ReplyDeleteSo we know this movie was likely made before Kinkos became a recognized nation-wide chain.
ReplyDeleteI love sleaze cop movies. Roots of evil with Charles Dierkop is a great one. Any Wings Hauser flick is a winner too
ReplyDeleteI came from the theme song alone!!!!1
ReplyDeleteAnd I like how he is looking for a FUCKING fortress.
Double posting! After I came, my mind cleared - of course! And I just realized they must have loosely based this character on Indiana Jones, by the hair and jacket.
ReplyDeleteOr I am thinking too much about this.
I told you the village is not for sale.
ReplyDeleteThor experienced some hard times after losing Mjolnir.
ReplyDeletehow much for village pls
ReplyDeleteThis deserves a Mustache tag!
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