I don't even know where to start asking him questions. But i think in my initial correspondence I'd want to say, "Is it ethical for a man with 3 wives and 26 kids to be spending his time and money at the roulette table? Won't his wives get jealous? Won't his kids go hungry?"
Man, John seems like he is in a slightly better mood than last time but now his crankiness has been replaced by a crushing loneliness. I'm going to send him a letter today before he blows his brains out.
I think our beautiful and talented assistant's look of skeptical scorn says it all. This guy is still magnificently Massengil. He still hasn't taken the Gambling Guru's place in my heart, however. Oh, that tiny mustache..
@Slick: Ethical? In this economy? How else can he support his extensive clan if not via risky, fiscally unsound, and mathematically improbable methods?
I don't even know where to start asking him questions. But i think in my initial correspondence I'd want to say,
ReplyDelete"Is it ethical for a man with 3 wives and 26 kids to be spending his time and money at the roulette table? Won't his wives get jealous? Won't his kids go hungry?"
Man, John seems like he is in a slightly better mood than last time but now his crankiness has been replaced by a crushing loneliness. I'm going to send him a letter today before he blows his brains out.
ReplyDeleteNO, it looks like YOU just ran into one cold hearted bitch and made her your assistant.
ReplyDeleteI may not be a very good gambler, mister Patrick, but I can count to twelve correctly.
ReplyDeleteWhat a stud.
ReplyDeleteI think our beautiful and talented assistant's look of skeptical scorn says it all. This guy is still magnificently Massengil. He still hasn't taken the Gambling Guru's place in my heart, however. Oh, that tiny mustache..
ReplyDelete"You're either perfect...or you're a dope."
ReplyDeleteWow...kinda extreme, John, no? I'll ask him, as one of my twelve questions.
...and LAURIE! Rrrowwwrrr! I bet she lays there like a corpse...a corpse smoking a cigarette.
I wonder if John got a piece of Laurie?
ReplyDeletePoor Laurie. You can tell she has made some bad decisions. About number five on the list is appearing in this video.
ReplyDeleteIt seems like discorporated head Laurie is sizing up her new friend, and then hanging her head in sadness.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or was that scary clown tracking John as prey?
ReplyDeleteBeautifully lit! Who was the DP on that? Néstor Almendros?
ReplyDelete@Slick: Ethical? In this economy? How else can he support his extensive clan if not via risky, fiscally unsound, and mathematically improbable methods?
ReplyDeleteWe need a "you people" tag.
ReplyDeleteFashions by The Carl Sagan Collection.
ReplyDeleteLori has a cold steely gaze, like she did hard time or something.
ReplyDeleteHis voice goes up a notch or two when he is "flirting" with her.
Ah Jersey girls!