The only rule is that there are no rules. And no women who don't at least attempt to disguise themselves to be men. No matter how laughably poorly disguised.
Someone should warn her that it's hard to fool people about your gender when your lady boobs are out spear fighting. Perhaps she was pretending to be post op at that point.
:( Oh, I remember when I 1st saw "Thieves Of Fortune" (1988) at 12 1/2, I ended up crying through out the rest of the movie. Because it was my alltime favorite actor & idol, Lee Van Cleef's last movie. & just after his character Sergio had his final heart attack, I got so depressed & angry at the same time & then I muttered & expressed myself in an angry voice "Oh, he's dead!" & then I continued crying. & ofcourse the film was released 2 years after his death. & Lee Van Cleef himself in real life ended up collapsing in his house from a heart attack back on December 16, 1989 in Oxnard, California. He was only 64 years old. Rumors also say that he had throat cancer at the same time. He had been suffering from heart troubles & had to have a pacemaker installed in the early 80s. He was a very nice & sweet guy in real life from interviews & bios I read on him as a child. Talented Character Actor. Anybody with me on that?
Does anybody have a clue what the music is playing in the background of "Thieves Of Fortune" (1988) Theatrical Trailer? That music was definitely never used in the original movie soundtrack. I ask because I LOVE it & I'd totally wanna use that music piece as part of a song for my soundtracks for my movie's I'd LOVE to create someday as a Screenwriter, Singer-Musician, Sound Student & Aspiring Actor. It's very 80s sounding for sure. It's wild & also it's scary near the end & especially when we see Tony Caprari's villain The Amazonian-like Chief performing his ritual just as he is about to let the sacrifice of our heroes' begin. But thank God, our main hero Petra Christopher a.k.a. Peter (Shawn Weatherly) saves her cousin H.H. (Craig Gardner) & distracts the South American tribe as their way of escaping by showing that she's a woman & they start to think she is a Goddess! Was this Theatrical Trailer precisely used for TV Commercials? I also ask because I'm curious & fascinated. & of course I LOVE the movie. Please do keep me informed whenever y'all have the chance. :D ;)
When the only rule is there are no rules, you know some hardcore shit is gonna go down.
ReplyDeleteShe has boobs! Quick, bow before her!
ReplyDeleteThe only rule is that there are no rules. And no women who don't at least attempt to disguise themselves to be men. No matter how laughably poorly disguised.
ReplyDeleteOH NO! What's Angel Eyes from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly doing here?
ReplyDeleteDid they get Duke Nukem to do the VO?
ReplyDeleteThe girl in drag looks like Brad Pitt in "Legends of the Fall". Poor Lee Van Cleef.
ReplyDeleteTrailer nudity? I can only imagine what the feature presentation must have been on this VHS!
ReplyDeleteSo what year is this movie suppose to take place?!?!? Somewhere between varying times of the 19th and 20th century? I'm so confused.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think it takes place in the future. Sort of a Mad Max meets Dukes of Hazzard kind of thing.
ReplyDeleteTITS!!!
ReplyDelete-What kind of movie would you like to see?
ReplyDelete-I'm in the mood for a clif-hanging comedy adventure.
-I have just the film.
cliffhanging...
ReplyDeleteok I'm sold.
:)
I'm with Anon. TITS! Forget gratuitous explosions, it's what all modern trailers need.
ReplyDeleteMaster Ninja!
ReplyDeleteAngel Eyes, Master Ninja
ReplyDeleteLEE VAN CLEEF!!!!!
oh how far he fell...
Someone should warn her that it's hard to fool people about your gender when your lady boobs are out spear fighting.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she was pretending to be post op at that point.
I'd drive a tractor into a pile of manure for the low low price of only 1 million bucks. Seriously, these people have unrealistic expectations.
ReplyDeleteKurt Cobain sure had a nice rack!
ReplyDelete:( Oh, I remember when I 1st saw "Thieves Of Fortune" (1988) at 12 1/2, I ended up crying through out the rest of the movie. Because it was my alltime favorite actor & idol, Lee Van Cleef's last movie. & just after his character Sergio had his final heart attack, I got so depressed & angry at the same time & then I muttered & expressed myself in an angry voice "Oh, he's dead!" & then I continued crying. & ofcourse the film was released 2 years after his death. & Lee Van Cleef himself in real life ended up collapsing in his house from a heart attack back on December 16, 1989 in Oxnard, California. He was only 64 years old. Rumors also say that he had throat cancer at the same time. He had been suffering from heart troubles & had to have a pacemaker installed in the early 80s. He was a very nice & sweet guy in real life from interviews & bios I read on him as a child. Talented Character Actor. Anybody with me on that?
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody have a clue what the music is playing in the background of "Thieves Of Fortune" (1988) Theatrical Trailer? That music was definitely never used in the original movie soundtrack. I ask because I LOVE it & I'd totally wanna use that music piece as part of a song for my soundtracks for my movie's I'd LOVE to create someday as a Screenwriter, Singer-Musician, Sound Student & Aspiring Actor. It's very 80s sounding for sure. It's wild & also it's scary near the end & especially when we see Tony Caprari's villain The Amazonian-like Chief performing his ritual just as he is about to let the sacrifice of our heroes' begin. But thank God, our main hero Petra Christopher a.k.a. Peter (Shawn Weatherly) saves her cousin H.H. (Craig Gardner) & distracts the South American tribe as their way of escaping by showing that she's a woman & they start to think she is a Goddess! Was this Theatrical Trailer precisely used for TV Commercials? I also ask because I'm curious & fascinated. & of course I LOVE the movie. Please do keep me informed whenever y'all have the chance. :D ;)
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