What I don't understand is what compelled the husband to steal the nativity scene figures. It said because he yelled at his wife but that is fucking terrible (maybe thats why its on EIT) Also, why leave the Jesus statue?
I have this tape...he stole the nativity figures because they were coming to life and telling him to do terrible things. He couldn't take the Baby Jesus (TM) because it had a magical force field.
Just like Hans, I am embittered about about Christmas; the only thing that might change that is a gay hot blonde angel to visit me in my bed! F*ck Christmas, for sure!
why bleep 'n' blur?
ReplyDeleteUm... cos it's f*ckin Christmas, that's why.
ReplyDeleteGood to know that a projection of internalized guilt onto an imaginary, supernatural being makes it OK to yell at your wife.
What I don't understand is what compelled the husband to steal the nativity scene figures. It said because he yelled at his wife but that is fucking terrible (maybe thats why its on EIT) Also, why leave the Jesus statue?
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ReplyDeleteI have this tape...he stole the nativity figures because they were coming to life and telling him to do terrible things. He couldn't take the Baby Jesus (TM) because it had a magical force field.
Baby Jesus makes gang-affiliated symbols.
ReplyDeleteIt's like Scooby Doo with token minorities.
ReplyDeleteThat bird is so wise.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous who replied to Fitzsimmons:
ReplyDeleteThat sounds crazier than anything that happened in EIT's edit!
When is MY denomination going to get it's own Christmas special? Why no 'Snake Handlers' nativity?
ReplyDeleteAway in the manger
A snake in the hay
The little Lord Jesus
Bloo blah blah bloo blay!
(the last part was speaking in tongues)
"Yes, a fresh start! You see, Jesus is kind of like a special kind of toilet paper."
ReplyDeleteIf Todd Pennington was black, he'd be in jail
ReplyDeleteThey were faithful to the book by portraying Jesus as an olive-skinned alien hybrid.
ReplyDeleteThe chest-bursting parrot at the end reminded me to add the new Alien boxset to my last minute Christmas wish-list. Thanks EIT!
ReplyDeleteJust like Hans, I am embittered about about Christmas; the only thing that might change that is a gay hot blonde angel to visit me in my bed! F*ck Christmas, for sure!
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