Saturday, July 11, 2015

JERRY DRIVE 2015!



Please send your Jerrys via USPS media mail to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050

Thursday, July 09, 2015

Tuesday, July 07, 2015

WE BROKE 10K JERRYS!

We now have over 10,000 copies of Jerry Maguire on VHS! We received 1,400 during our last 2 week tour! WE NEED MORE! Please send your orphaned Jerrys to: 
PO BOX 50825 Los Angeles, CA 90050

THINGS ARE GOING SCHWIMMINGLY

So no one told you Ross was going to be this way. Your Ross's a joke, you're broke, your Ross life's DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second Ross. Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your Ross. But, I'll be there for Ross, when the Ross starts to pour. I'll be there for Ross, like Ross's been there before. I'll be there for Ross, cause you're Ross for me too.

Chopped and screwed by Loose Meat.

Wednesday, July 01, 2015

THE PRIMERICAN DREAM

Join Loose Meat for some streamlined infotainment about what truly makes this country the best one around: dreams, journeys, goals, paths, wishes, trials, travels, and travails! God bless the United States of Primerica!