Those were the days...
Friday, May 16, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
SOMETIMES THERE'S SO MUCH TERRIBLE IN THE WORLD I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T TAKE IT.
Seriously, this video made me think my heart was caving in. I'm not sure what a nervous breakdown is, but Jump 5 had me on the edge. I don't even know if it is the right kind of Terrible. All I know is that I sat through it and it hurt, so I guess now it is your turn to feel my pain. God damn it, if only I was strong enough to kill myself...
SHAQ'S COMEDY ROAST II
Ha. They let Shaq make two comedy roasts. Do you think they'd let Shaq murder puppies and babies on TV, if he asked real nice?
Labels:
basketball
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celebrities
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comedy
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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football
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introductions
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racism
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roast
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Shaq
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stand-up
A STORY FROM MY YOUTH
It was 1989. I saw this commercial and was sold. I asked for the Pepsi can Computer Warrior for my birthday. I got what I wanted. After my party was over, my best friend and I began tallying my haul. In my infinite prickdom, I decided that I should have total control of the Pepsi can Computer Warrior. We fought. He left and we didn't speak for nearly a month. By that time the Pepsi can Computer Warrior was retired to the land of boring-ass toys. I had forgotten all of this until I popped in a VHS that I found at the Salvation Army. Heh.
Labels:
80's
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commercial
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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obsolete technology
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toys
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
SCHLOCK PARTY
With apologies to our non-Chicago EIT-ers, a little self-promotion (which, if the city concil has its way, will soon be very expensive here)
Labels:
Future Schlock
Saturday, May 10, 2008
DOWN WITH PEOPLE
This is a music video that I made for Take No Damage. I'm not sure if it is entirely appropriate for EIT, but hell, it is made from bad video. If you'd like to buy their album, go to All Hail Records.
Labels:
all hail records
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bikes
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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drugs
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gangs
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music
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take no damage
Friday, May 09, 2008
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
LET'S KICK SOME ICE, ARNIE
Labels:
90's
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actors
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Airwave Ranger
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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celebrities
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superheroes
Sunday, May 04, 2008
OH, BOLLYWOOD
You're so reliably crazy it almost feels like cheating.
Labels:
80's
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Bollywood
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dance
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Future Schlock
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music
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