CHAIR DANCING THROUGH THE DECADES!

Guest blogger Rich Juzwiak from FourFour is back with the evolution of chair dancing. Now with more hip hop!


You can learn more about chair dancing here!

We are also proud to be a part of this wonderful weekend at Cinefamily this weekend- MONDO SUPERHERO! Even if you can't make it, maybe this trailer will convince you to move out to LA and walk the streets of Hollywood Blvd dressed as Fin Fang Foom for a buck a photo. (NSFW)

BRIDAL EXTRAVAGANZA!

Remember when the Yellow Pages came on VHS tape?


ALSO! Don't forget folks, tonight at The Cinefamily we present LORDS OF MAGICK with UNSEEN VIDS! LIVE MAGICK! and WRITER SHERMAN HIRSH IN PERSON! See you there, wizards!

BARBIE BUBBLE!

TRUE FACT: The only investment safer than Beanie Babies is Barbies.

KIDZ R SO LAZY!

When I see a gang of younginz scampin around the park on a summer day, I get so dogarn mad! "GET TO WORK KIDZ!," I think in all caps. Leeches, dead weight on our wonderful capitalistic system, these kidz are nowadays! This goes out to all you lazy kidz out there smokin your potpipes and skatin your halfpipes.



The adult conspiracy continues...

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: CRINGEVISION

Cringevision is a noted Youtube reincarntionist dedicated to chronicling the rich history of public access puppetry.

Today he brings us more Peppermint Park (previously seen in The Ballad of Garret Quillin)...


...and a depressed clown that nobody loves.


You can see more videos on their newest channel, CringeVenom.

FAMILY EASTER HELL!

ITS EARTH WEEK AND RITTER IS PISSED

This one goes out to my mentor-thing, Commodore Gilgamesh, or as I like to call him "the John Ritter of my generation."

This one also goes out to Slick Bishop, who once lost a rap battle in Athens, Ohio by dissing John Ritter a week after his death. He could have won, too.

EARTH DAY: HOLLYWOOD STYLE

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: OPERATOR OVERLOAD

Today's guest blogger, Operator Overload, is a veteran from the Tuff Enuff Wars who brought us 3 Minute Boy Wonderz.

Now he's back with a look at the seedy underbelly of computer nerds...


...and GUNZ 4 KIDZ!


You can see more Operator Overload videos here!

BIGFOOT RE-RE-REMIX!

To all you non-believers, I present to you hard-hitting evidence that the legend of Sasquatch is real... Also, being that this is so mind-blowingly scientific, it's NSFW.



Lastly, we are getting closer everyday to our goal of making DoggieWoggiez PoochieWoochiez a reality- but we still need your help! Just look at the bonuses we're giving away! And thanks to those who have supported us already! Arf! Woof!

LAVALIER!

People of the Earth! Today I come to you with a video I made for our friends of the fine band Lavalier. They have a new album and now a video too!
These dudes rule the school. Check out their entire EP here!

ALSO...

WE WON! AMAZON Has reinstated the VHS tab on their site! Huzzah!

MOUTH'S CRADLE IS TERRIBLE!

Mouth's Cradle (these kids nowadays with their beebops n' ruffled denim slacks n' such) made an EP using only samples from EIT! videos! How kool is that?! Download it for free, here! Woof! Woof!

TOMMY NITRO DOJO MOJO

Learn karate from a white guy who learned from a real Asian!



Sensei Nobu may be a black belt karate master, but he can't draw for shit.

Thanks to Guillermo in Tuscon for the tape!

YET ANOTHER LIL' SINGING CREEP!

Following in the creeptastic footsteps of Singing Babies, Stuart Anderson, and Matt Mattney, I am proud to introduce singing kid Mike Jr! I love singing kids almost as much as I love a pooch in a funny hat drinking an adult beverage!



And don't forget to help us make DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! a reality! Arf! Arf!

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: CHRIS WARD

Today's guest blogger is Chris Ward, formerly at Worst Cartoons Ever and currently at World of Ward Crap. You might remember him from these two little gems.

Now he's back with tales of corporate compliance...


...and a blatant rip-off of Leprechaun in the Hood.

LORDS OF MAGICK! APRIL 28TH!

Sorcery! Wizardry! The kind of stuff that MUST be spelled with both a 'C' and a 'K!' We are proud to present the first (and only?) ‘80s Shot-On-Video fantasy film, 'The Lords of Magick,' featuring men morphing into tigers, lasers shooting out of everyone's eyes, and wizards having sex with hookers!! Join EIT! as we walk on water, float with the doves, and perform a live magic show before thy very eyes at the top of the show!

THE RETURN OF REM LEZAR!

No, not that Rem Lezar. Our Rem Lezar! Those in the Bay area may know him from Clean Living for Teens and Black Sundays, or if you've poked around our archives, you might have seen this or this. He's been gone for a long while, and we're excited to have him back!

Today Rem shows us what it takes to be a champion... ...and uncovers the important message of Doubt.

BAD VIBRATIONS

What if a musician with no hands teamed up with a rave promoter? Perhaps he would become a Robo-DJ.



This movie is Vibrations. It should be coveted.

YELLOW DINO: PEDO HUNTER

Have you ever wondered what Law & Order: SVU would be like if the detective was a hip yellow dinosaur? Wonder no more.



Trust the lizard. Good message.

Thanks to Emily A. and Jtron for the tape!

ARMY TRAINING FOR KIDZ!!!

KIDS! Be sure to collect all 6 SANDBOX PLAYTIME VIDEOS: Available at Wal-Mart for only $1.00!

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: RICH JUZWIAK!

Exciting news in Terribleland! We've invited several people whose work we admire to join the EIT! family as guest bloggers. We'll reveal the full details once all the contracts are signed and the Jerrys exchanged, but in the meantime, let's get started!

First up is renowned supercutist and gifmaster Rich Juzwiak from FourFour. If you are not familiar with the name, you most likely have seen his videos which include I'm Not Here to Make Friends, Mirror Scares, Country Hip Hop Dancing, Bella Dancerella, and the Marky Mark Workout among many, many more.

Today, Rich brings us the divine wackness of DC Talk! (Go here to read Rich's full writeup.)

DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! KICKSTARTER!

Everyone's favorite Commodore and Ghoul are teaming up to bring the universe what we are sure is destined to be the greatest piece of high art ever created! Ghoulie and I are proud to announce Everything Is Terrible! Presents DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! The concept is simple. We are remaking Jodorowsky's 1973 masterpiece 'The Holy Mountain' using only dog-related found footage. I don't think I need to tell you that this is going to kick some tail! And even more exciting than the movie and live show are the puns! It is time to unleash those doggie puns!

And now to business. Sadly, even the koolest shade tipping, kickflipping pooch needs to don the doggie-sized facade of the responsible dog. Damn those adorable doggie ties! Anywho, we need your help to make this a reality. That is why we started a Kickstarter project to raise money to help cover the costs of 1,000+ dog VHS's, fur, DVD pressing, etc. That's where all you wonderful Terribleheads come in. We know that you are gonna be in the barking lot of all the DoggieWoggiez shows selling grilled cheese and hemp necklaces, but we need you now! And not only do you get the privilege of helping make history, but you also get fantastic pooch prizes! Go to Kickstarter.com to do your duty! Arf!

2-MINUTE (OR SO) HOLLYWOOD COP!

If I were an analog film editor, then by the time I finished this 2(ish) minute cut I would have been neck deep in forgotten reels and my own tears. There's so many subplots going on in this nug that I might have to make the first 2-Minute sequel shortly. It's the next course I recommend in the 'When Shirtless Dudes With Machine Guns Ruled the Earth.' film studies program. I also want to say that this tape is one of our first coveted relics that we bought as pals in college, and was the tape that turned a boy named Joel into a man named Airwave Ranger. This one's for you, pal!



Also, people kept telling me to watch this with that '1911' button (click and watch it on YouTube), and I gotta say- it's a pleasant surprise!