Wednesday, April 13, 2011

TOMMY NITRO DOJO MOJO

Learn karate from a white guy who learned from a real Asian!



Sensei Nobu may be a black belt karate master, but he can't draw for shit.

Thanks to Guillermo in Tuscon for the tape!
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22 comments:

  1. Torin GoldingApril 13, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    Crimson sausage???

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  2. MrsBonBonApril 13, 2011 at 12:55 AM

    Sometimes it just fucking hurts to watch.

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  3. LesApril 13, 2011 at 1:29 AM

    The hair streak was never okay.

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  4. KristilroseApril 13, 2011 at 2:23 AM

    I wish my Karate class was like that. My sensei is all like.... FANCY HIGH KICKS DON'T KILL PEOPLE!!! PUNCHES DOOOOOO!!!! Then he lunges towards students screaming. we don't even get a comic book featuring us, or crimson sausage.

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  5. AlexApril 13, 2011 at 3:32 AM

    Yo.

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  6. IgwellApril 13, 2011 at 4:00 AM

    Sensai Skunkboy

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  7. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    That truly earned the awesome label. I kept expecting Jason David Frank to show up. YO!

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  8. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    Never knew Leisure Suite Larry knew Karate!

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  9. RavenhallowApril 13, 2011 at 10:56 AM

    Dojo Mojo with Scotty Karate! YO!

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  10. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    Black belts karate master!

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  11. FITZSIMMONSApril 13, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    Why was Canada a tag?

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  12. Defenestrator III: On Broken GlassApril 13, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    @FITZSIMMONS: Tommy Nitro is Canadian. He has a very telling 'sorry.'

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  13. Phineas86April 13, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    The early '00s was a great time for back-to-basics karate.

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  14. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    "Is that us!?" hella meta bro!

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  15. fdfdmaApril 13, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    LETS GET STARTED

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  16. AnonymousApril 13, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    @Les - the hair streak could be genetic. But my money is on a strip of bleached troll doll hair, surgically grafted to his scalp.

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  17. TomApril 14, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    "Tommy, please. We've known each other for years. You can just call me Scott."

    All occurrences of Jason Mason's last name were edited out to preserve the secrets of Jubal.

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  18. AnonymousApril 14, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    Sweeney Todd?

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  19. AnonymousApril 15, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    best shit in awhile!

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  20. SaraApril 18, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    So...that little kid is Danny Masterson, right?

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  21. Some GuyNovember 10, 2011 at 1:03 AM

    Everything truly is terrible...

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  22. AnonymousNovember 27, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    Brodo, or "Way of the Bro", has been practiced in Japan for centuries.

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