Monday, April 25, 2011

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: CRINGEVISION

Cringevision is a noted Youtube reincarntionist dedicated to chronicling the rich history of public access puppetry.

Today he brings us more Peppermint Park (previously seen in The Ballad of Garret Quillin)...


...and a depressed clown that nobody loves.


You can see more videos on their newest channel, CringeVenom.
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21 comments:

  1. og NateApril 25, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    Oh man, that M song was an endurance test! I listened to it for 5 seconds, skipped forward twice to see how long it was, then stopped it altogether.

    As for vid #2, I kept expecting the clown to start touching the boy inappropriately.

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  2. AnonymousApril 25, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    Those rolling eyes are going to haunt me. And how, when he opened his mouth for long notes, his throat didn't move and he didn't have a tongue. It was just a pink hole.

    Plus very few of those words actually begin with M.

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  3. AnonymousApril 25, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    Is that "M" puppet is recovering from a stroke?

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  4. AnonymousApril 25, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    Even without the letter M you can still say uncanny valley.

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  5. gottagoApril 25, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    Surely, surely there are no parents on the planet that actually allow their children to watch these programmes?

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  6. Mysterio RockanovaApril 25, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    M is pretty awesoMe. X I could take or leave.

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  7. AnonymousApril 25, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    Hell Clown: "I may look happy on the outside, but I'm not very happy on the inside."

    Li'l Gary: "How come you're not happy on the inside?"

    Hell Clown: "Well, I haven't tasted the flesh of a small boy today...can I have another hug?"

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  8. AnonymousApril 25, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    I have suffered from occasionally crippling depression for decades, and in all that time, nothing has brought me out of my suicidal spells faster and more effectively than EIT videos. Thank you for consistently reminding me that I am not the only hopeless one out there. If everything is terrible, then nothing is, including me. Jesus ain't got nothing on that.

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  9. Franz KafkaApril 25, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    That clown knows my pain.

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  10. TomApril 25, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    The way the eyes of the peppermint park puppet just sort of randomly roll around in wide-eyed terror makes it look like some sort of hideous force is controlling every part of the puppet's body but the eyes.

    Which I guess is sort of true.

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  11. AnonymousApril 26, 2011 at 5:01 AM

    "Momentemum?" Is that like "aluminium?"

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  12. Dragon SoundApril 26, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    I just want to know what all those people driving by during the filming of the suicidal clown puppet thing were thinking. Because if the audio is any indication, they were positioned near a major highway.

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  13. RavenhallowApril 26, 2011 at 9:54 PM

    Welp, I'm not sleeping tonight.

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  14. AnonymousApril 27, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Make it stop.

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  15. Antisocial PressApril 28, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    I hate you. I hate you with the fury of 1,000 suns.

    Well done.

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  16. IgwellApril 30, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    There's nothing inside but guts and black stuffffff.

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  17. scorpy1May 1, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    Seriously, though, how COULD you order M&M's without the letter M?

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  18. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    No mumps, measles, or monsters?
    We need to exterminate the letter M! Followed by the letters A, I, D, and S! Screw the English language! There are human lives at stake!

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  19. UnknownMay 16, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    I'm pretty sure the clown voice was Susie Essman. She has come a LONG way if it is.

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  20. AnonymousAugust 8, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    Okay clown, show me on the doll where the child proselytized you.

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  21. mangle janglesDecember 18, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    Does that clown have Rosie O'Donnell's voice?

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