This one goes out to my mentor-thing, Commodore Gilgamesh, or as I like to call him "the John Ritter of my generation."
This one also goes out to
Slick Bishop, who once lost a rap battle in Athens, Ohio by dissing John Ritter a week after his death. He could have won, too.
John Ritter. He died too old.
ReplyDeleteHis make-up makes him look like Corky from Waiting For Guffman...
ReplyDeleteknee bandages with the words re-cycle? now that's punk.
ReplyDeleteWHY IS HE SHOUTING?! This looks like Tim & Eric resurrected John Ritter
ReplyDeleteHis inspiration for this role was Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.
ReplyDeleteGARBAGE DAY!
Stay Tuned, I'll be here all week.
Why was he so mad :( I did nothing.
ReplyDeleteThat's true, i lost to MC Peanut Butter, and I got booed for dropping an insensitive rhyme about Ritter.
ReplyDeleteRe: Cracks about John Ritter's death.
ReplyDeleteIt'll always be too soon. Guy was a legend.
I'm still bummed that John Ritter and Robert Palmer went at the same time. They were way too awesome.
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like he'd be a good boss.
ReplyDeleteDwarf, midgets. Little person, but with thin fingers, not the short, little sausages.
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought Racoons were dumping my garbage all over the lawn!
ReplyDeleteAlso, listen for knee-crack @ 1:41 when john does a squat.
between the eyeliner and the yelling he reminds me of my mom.
ReplyDeleteYay, tin!
ReplyDeleteMan, the whole time I was just waiting for Jack Tripper to pull down his shorts and take a furious shit in that random stranger's driveway:
ReplyDelete"THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF RECYCLING"
Unfortunately Ritter got my poo factory goin', he's scaring the hell outta me! I should probably recycle...
ReplyDelete"Honey, there's a deranged homeless man going through our garbage in the driveway. Should I call the cops?"
ReplyDelete"No, dear. That's just John Ritter. He's recycling and doing God's work."
This was filmed during the awkward Three's Company "we need to get the hippie demographic" phase, it would seem.
ReplyDeleteCalm down, John, or you'll give yourself an enlarged aorta.
ReplyDeleteno tips for recycling Thighmasters, I see....
ReplyDeleteI love John Ritter! He was a good-looking and talented actor. But holy bejeezus, this is just WEIRD!
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