Golly, and for a while there, I was afraid I was only gonna see homely, single women talking about their Barbie's...was glad they didnt want to offend they gay contingent!
I'm mortified to say that as a kid, I met Marl. My mother was a Barbie collector and made a significant down-payment on a house with her ...uh...investments.
The Barbie Bubble is going to burst! Sell now!!
ReplyDeleteThankfully my portfolio is diversified. I expect my Tamagotchis to go up in value in the coming months.
It's funny how Barbie collectors look exactly like I picture Barbie collectors looking.
ReplyDeleteThis shit makes me glad I take all my toys out of the packaging and actually play with them.
ReplyDelete@Dragon Sound - very much so.
wonder what a black barbie would be worth...
ReplyDeleteMissing Smither I see.
ReplyDeleteI hope that guy wasn't married to the woman he was sitting next to. If so, she'll have to deal with a lot more than his doll collection...
ReplyDelete39-21-33 indeed. Also 1:26 is a weird case of Barbie narcissism.
ReplyDeleteIf the stock market crashes, at least you have your beautiful dolls. And your Malibu Woodrow mustache.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I just watched a trailer for a David Guest movie.
ReplyDeleteI too can join the (literal) thousands of others who collect these plastic self-esteem destroyers??!??
ReplyDeleteSay it ain't so!
Was that an Ashley Wilkes Ken in the very beginning? OH MY!
ReplyDeleteWho wouldn't want a 50-year-old 8-inch piece of plastic shaped like a young woman?
ReplyDeleteGolly, and for a while there, I was afraid I was only gonna see homely, single women talking about their Barbie's...was glad they didnt want to offend they gay contingent!
ReplyDeleteMarl Davidson reminds me of Leslie Hall.
ReplyDeletethose Barbies on the shelf are giving me a We Are the World vibe...
ReplyDeleteI'm mortified to say that as a kid, I met Marl. My mother was a Barbie collector and made a significant down-payment on a house with her ...uh...investments.
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