Happy Halloween eve everybody! Hope you all have a fun evening of gorging on candy and satanic ritual sacrifice planned- we sure do. Halloween is the time of year when we here at EIT gather together and give thanks for the things that really matter, like the redemption of failed comedians in the afterlife...
...and grindhouse horror trailers. Here are some of my personal favorites:
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, GOOD FOR YOUR PENIS
Today's hunk of junk is actually a bit serious, and is something Commodore Gilgamesh deals with every day of his life. From our EIT travels around the country, I am now positive that our audience consists of attractive, white males in their late 50's, with massive penis problems. It's honestly all they talk about! I also know that the teeny-tiny percent of women readers are here only to find new and erotic ways to entice their man after a hard days work. Well today's your lucky day!
Oh yeah, this is probably NSFYB (Not Safe For Yer Boner!)
And just in case any of you are having megabyte hard drive problems with your cyber-netting stuff, check out the video HERE.
Oh yeah, this is probably NSFYB (Not Safe For Yer Boner!)
And just in case any of you are having megabyte hard drive problems with your cyber-netting stuff, check out the video HERE.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
CAT MASSAGE UPDATE
Some people have asked us where we found "Your Cat Wants a Massage!" and one of those people just happened to be Maryjean Ballner, the loving-genius who created this masterpiece in 1998.
Maryjean contacted EIT recently to let us know that she saw our little mash-up on television... and that she is a big fan of our work! "It's hilarious!" she said. "Bang-up job"
Maryjean liked our compilation so much, she is even sending us a copy of her follow-up video, "Dog Massage", so we can make a sequel.
As you know, we don't get celebrity endorsements often, so when we do, we don't take them lightly. Especially when they come from a copyright-holder with a sense of humor and a heart of gold. We love you Maryjean!
Please visit Maryjean's site www.catmassage.com to buy the full-length version of Cat Massage (you can even get it dubbed in German) and many other wonderful products.
And for those of you living under a rock: here's the post that started this beautiful relationship.
Maryjean contacted EIT recently to let us know that she saw our little mash-up on television... and that she is a big fan of our work! "It's hilarious!" she said. "Bang-up job"
Maryjean liked our compilation so much, she is even sending us a copy of her follow-up video, "Dog Massage", so we can make a sequel.
As you know, we don't get celebrity endorsements often, so when we do, we don't take them lightly. Especially when they come from a copyright-holder with a sense of humor and a heart of gold. We love you Maryjean!
Please visit Maryjean's site www.catmassage.com to buy the full-length version of Cat Massage (you can even get it dubbed in German) and many other wonderful products.
And for those of you living under a rock: here's the post that started this beautiful relationship.
A VERY DUMB VIDEO ALL ABOUT...
Here are a few more examples: dog and log or rake and shake or now and plow or house and mouse or tree and ghee or noose and goose or 666 and 666. I think that is all of them.
Monday, October 26, 2009
THANKS BOOBS!
Our new friend Boobs over at the website Gordon Gartrelle sent us this kick ass music video using some of our kick ass clips. Real nice going boobs, real nice.
IT'S A BAD BAD BAD BAD NOIR
Only through the magic of VHS can you win $100,000 by subjecting yourself to a soft boiled mystery multiple times.
Friday, October 23, 2009
PRO WRESTLERS OR RENAISSANCE MEN?
T.G.I.F., am I right?
Since the big-bosses are in New York City and I've got the whole E.I.T. office to myself, I've decided to do nothing but: a) park in Commodore's 'precious' handicapped spot; b) spin myself sick in Ghoul Skool's chair; and c) post uncut music videos by professional wrestlers.
I now present Macho Man Randy Savage 'rapping' "Straight from the Heart"
And finally, Hacksaw Jim Duggan's "U.S.A." (also known as the inspiration for Fox News)
Since the big-bosses are in New York City and I've got the whole E.I.T. office to myself, I've decided to do nothing but: a) park in Commodore's 'precious' handicapped spot; b) spin myself sick in Ghoul Skool's chair; and c) post uncut music videos by professional wrestlers.
I now present Macho Man Randy Savage 'rapping' "Straight from the Heart"
And finally, Hacksaw Jim Duggan's "U.S.A." (also known as the inspiration for Fox News)
Thursday, October 22, 2009
HANGIN' WITH LEO!
Long before celebrities got their publicity from televised fake dating shows, fitness clubs and fat-offs, the only way Johnny Public could feel close to their favorite stars was for some Bob Woodward-type crack-journalist to assemble a hard-hitting documentary, secretly filmed from the inside of a paper bag and put it out there for the public to gobble up. Here's the inside scoop on our favorite heart-throb Leo "the Lion" Dicaprio.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
THE TIME HAS COME...
*Video courtesy of Chicago David!
October 24 @ 10 pm
CMJ's L'asso Pizza Party!
Collective Hardware (169 Bowery Ave.)
The RSVP is now closed. HOWEVER, you can still get in if you come early. CMJ badgeholders/RSVPers get in first but they will let non-badgeholders in.
Make sure you come early and catch Greg Barris' The Heart of Darkness @ 8PM!
AND!
October 25 @ 6:30 pm
Magnet Theater (254 W. 29th St.)
MAKE RESERVATIONS!!! CALL: 212-244-8824
More info here!
If you can't make it out to the shows, The DVD is back in stock at Blue Door Video, 87 1st Ave, in Manhattan for the low price of $15.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
SEDUCTION 102
So, you've practiced all the moves in Smooching for Dummies but you still can't find a live human being to make out with. Well, once again EIT is here to save the day! Watch this lesson from the Tommy Wiseau school of seduction and you'll be caressing her thighs on satin sheets in no time.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
EIT! IS COMING TO NEW YORK!!!
Here is a taste of our show last Friday at the Music Box! Thanks Chicago!
New York City, you're next!
October 24 @ 10 pm
CMJ's L'asso Pizza Party!
Collective Hardware (169 Bowery Ave.)
RSVP here!
Make sure you come early and catch Greg Barris' The Heart of Darkness @ 8PM, without him we would not have had this show!
AND!
October 25 @ 6:30 pm
Magnet Theater (254 W. 29th St.)
MAKE RESERVATIONS!!! CALL: 212-244-8824
More info here!
Posters by Dimitri Simakis & Dimitri Drjuchin
New York City, you're next!
October 24 @ 10 pm
CMJ's L'asso Pizza Party!
Collective Hardware (169 Bowery Ave.)
RSVP here!
Make sure you come early and catch Greg Barris' The Heart of Darkness @ 8PM, without him we would not have had this show!
AND!
October 25 @ 6:30 pm
Magnet Theater (254 W. 29th St.)
MAKE RESERVATIONS!!! CALL: 212-244-8824
More info here!
Posters by Dimitri Simakis & Dimitri Drjuchin
MAXIMUM DOLPH!
Don't you want to be like Dolph? Of course you don't.
Special thanks to Odd Obsession, Commodore Gilgamesh, and Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass.
Special thanks to Odd Obsession, Commodore Gilgamesh, and Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE FUTURE
No seriously, this should be all you need to know about the future, it's a complete guide. These two knuckleheads can't wait for everything to be terrible so they can be on the first UFO to heaven.
HOW TO GET BEAT UP WORSE THAN BEFORE
This is a great self-help video teaching you how to become 'Bully Smart:' A surefire success for teaching bullies new and innovative ways in beating the living shit out of you after you temporarily stun them. To be honest, you probably had it coming anyhow.
Sorry for all the buzzing sounds. Oh, VHS!
Sorry for all the buzzing sounds. Oh, VHS!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Friday, October 09, 2009
Thursday, October 08, 2009
LET US SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL...
Over the last year, we've been contacted by hundreds of supposed Duanes! and we are fed up with it all. We want Duane! and we want Duane! now! This Friday, at the Music Box Theatre at 10:30 PM, could the real Duane please step forward? If you do not, I cannot say what Ghoul Skool will do...
(Duane, you should probably buy your ticket pre-sale, so you can get a seat)
(Duane, you should probably buy your ticket pre-sale, so you can get a seat)
SNOGGING 101
Is your pillow getting damp and clammy at night? Tired of your hand being your only makeout partner?* Then Smooching for Dummies is for you!
*WARNING: Smooching for Dummies does not guarantee that you will find an actual human being to make out with you.
*WARNING: Smooching for Dummies does not guarantee that you will find an actual human being to make out with you.
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
SEE YOU THERE, HOT DOGS
Chicago! Michael Jordan! Al Capone! Bang bang!
After the show is a special screening of one of our favorite flams of all time,
'7 LUCKY NINJA KIDS!'
If this doesn't wet your whistle, then I don't know what will...
After the show is a special screening of one of our favorite flams of all time,
'7 LUCKY NINJA KIDS!'
If this doesn't wet your whistle, then I don't know what will...
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Monday, October 05, 2009
Saturday, October 03, 2009
EIT ON CHIC-A-GO-GO!
Last week, EIT's Chicago chapter got to realize a dream by appearing on Chic-a-go-go, Chicago's longest running cable access dance show for kids!! Thanks to Ratso the rat puppet for the interview:
We even got to back up America's preeminent soul bagpipe player, Honey Blo!
We even got to back up America's preeminent soul bagpipe player, Honey Blo!
Friday, October 02, 2009
Thursday, October 01, 2009
BECOME CONFUSED WITH OMAR SHARIF
Granted, I know absolutely nothing about cards, but if playing bridge is the only way to spend a week with Omar and his VCR on a gambling yacht, I will learn.
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