Long before celebrities got their publicity from televised fake dating shows, fitness clubs and fat-offs, the only way Johnny Public could feel close to their favorite stars was for some Bob Woodward-type crack-journalist to assemble a hard-hitting documentary, secretly filmed from the inside of a paper bag and put it out there for the public to gobble up. Here's the inside scoop on our favorite heart-throb Leo "the Lion" Dicaprio.
They named him Leonardo after Leonardo DaVinci, which shows how unoriginal DiCaprio's parents are. Leonardo enjoys sitting in his car outside of night clubs looking for his next victim.
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ReplyDeleteThis whole video was worth watching just for the "Leonardo Retardo" comment. Hard-hitting journalism!
ReplyDeleteThis has a Corey Haim vibe to it. EIT, dig up the infamous "Corey Haim: Me, Myself, and I" VHS as it would be a most awesome addition.
ReplyDelete< tweener >I ordered this video from TigerBeat
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Oh, Leo ratardo and his game of raping models.
ReplyDeleteHe likes doing Karate kicks.
ReplyDeleteThis video would have broken my 12-year-old heart
ReplyDeleteOh this is gold. I love how the narrator said "literature".
ReplyDeletehis dad is in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFL1LGMUqu0
ReplyDeleteit's amazing that Leo is into literature since he also enjoys fast food. the two are just incompatible.
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